2023-12-11 at 11:58 PM UTC
I'm not spending Christmas with my family in Galway this year and know they're going to try and guilt-trip me for that so I have to emotionally prepare myself. I always buy myself presents to avoid disappointment because I'm determined not to let my mum make me hate Christmas. Anyway this year I don't have Mik to play chess with and idk if I want to hang with people from my old community. Does anyone have ideas? It will be me and my cat.
2023-12-12 at 12:05 AM UTC
_get a backpacks that looks like a spacesuit for youre cat put it in the bag and wear the bag
__go to london in a sweater
___do coke
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2023-12-12 at 12:12 AM UTC
Watch videos about Christmas traditions around the world and take yourself on a little virtual tour.
Buy some cheap mugs or pots and plant succulents and cacti or start an herb garden. I guess it’s cold but maybe they will grow inside?
2023-12-12 at 12:19 AM UTC
sticking a jingle bell in your shitpussy
doing meth
baking yummy treats
2023-12-12 at 1:35 AM UTC
inviting over a pack of homeless niggers for christmas meal and after-dinner blowjobs
2023-12-12 at 5:35 PM UTC
set it up to make it look like your house is going to be vacant and has a bunch of cash or drugs or something in it that people know about then spend days setting up various booby traps around the house so that you can catch burglars red handed like an IRL home alone
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2023-12-12 at 5:38 PM UTC
I think I'm gonna watch Christmas horror movies, go for a walk somewhere since it'll be vacant, visit my dad's grave and get a Christmas dinner delivered.
2023-12-12 at 5:38 PM UTC
or do acid or a bunch of rc dissociatives or something like that, holidays are great for that because you can go out walking and everything is always way more relaxed on those days and less ppl out so its convenient
2023-12-12 at 8:28 PM UTC
eat a block of cheese. spend the next day blowing out an o-ring
2023-12-12 at 8:37 PM UTC
go to church
visit all the denominational churches and report back with how they each differ this christmas season.
I think you would like the coptic church service they are kinda like the witches / wiccans of christianity
2023-12-12 at 8:38 PM UTC
I wonder if it would be a good time to loot stores.
2023-12-12 at 8:54 PM UTC
Give out free hugs to the homeless
print out pictures of your shitpussy and give them out to the homeless and give them a smile and a candy cane also and then run away.
2023-12-12 at 11:53 PM UTC
Hang yourself by a strand of christmas lights
2023-12-13 at 12:06 AM UTC
how can be bring back the magic of christmas this year folx??
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2023-12-13 at 12:38 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Break an orphans legs then make him whittle crutches out of soap that break everytime he puts weight on them, causing him immense pain as he crumples to the floor in agony
