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how the fuck do i get rid of facial swelling
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2023-12-02 at 12:56 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 1:02 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 1:12 PM UTCcan u imagine buying a bunch of dry ice and regular ice, filling up your bathtub like 1/3 of the way with water and dumping all the dry ice/ice in there so that it freezes it solid, then pouring a fuckton of hydrofluoric acid to fill the rest of the tub, getting fucking LIT on some heroin and xanax or something, turning the shower water on, and just allowing urself to nod out into the acid. the heat released from your body being dissolved would melt the ice and if you did it right you'd be liquified before the ice melted, leaving no trace of your flesh or bone, and the water you left on would wash all traces of you down the drain so whenever you were found to be missing when the cops or whoever come in they just see the shower water on and no trace of life or anything, no trace of forced entry or foul play, just like this fool turned on the shower then got abucted by aliens or sent to narnia or some shit.
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2023-12-02 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian can u imagine buying a bunch of dry ice and regular ice, filling up your bathtub like 1/3 of the way with water and dumping all the dry ice/ice in there so that it freezes it solid, then pouring a fuckton of hydrofluoric acid to fill the rest of the tub, getting fucking LIT on some heroin and xanax or something, turning the shower water on, and just allowing urself to nod out into the acid. the heat released from your body being dissolved would melt the ice and if you did it right you'd be liquified before the ice melted, leaving no trace of your flesh or bone, and the water you left on would wash all traces of you down the drain so whenever you were found to be missing when the cops or whoever come in they just see the shower water on and no trace of life or anything, no trace of forced entry or foul play, just like this fool turned on the shower then got abucted by aliens or sent to narnia or some shit.
They have detection methods in municipal sewage systems for such things. -
2023-12-02 at 3:33 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 4:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock They have detection methods in municipal sewage systems for such things.
for how long though? what if you just told everyone you were going on vacation for 2 weeks or something so nobody suspected it. could you dump a bunch of naoh xtals down into the drain below the ice so that as the excess hf goes down the drain it produces a bunch of sodium fluoride and doesnt rek the ph of the sewage water wherever it dumps into and thus avoids detection -
2023-12-02 at 4:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian for how long though? what if you just told everyone you were going on vacation for 2 weeks or something so nobody suspected it. could you dump a bunch of naoh xtals down into the drain below the ice so that as the excess hf goes down the drain it produces a bunch of sodium fluoride and doesnt rek the ph of the sewage water wherever it dumps into and thus avoids detection
It's something they do on a regular basis. People are always dumping weird shit into them thinking it disappears into the wild blu yonder of nothingness.
Human tissue has a unique...as in nothing else produces it...decomposition product that is virtually indestructible.
Sewage systems have paths...as in something being flushed and then detected has a geographical area where it originated from. Lift stations make it even easier to find an origin.
They have new shit now where they literally sort and drain regular sewers then fish out the shit on a regular basis -
2023-12-02 at 4:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock It's something they do on a regular basis. People are always dumping weird shit into them thinking it disappears into the wild blu yonder of nothingness.
Human tissue has a unique…as in nothing else produces it…decomposition product that is virtually indestructible.
Sewage systems have paths…as in something being flushed and then detected has a geographical area where it originated from. Lift stations make it even easier to find an origin.
They have new shit now where they literally sort and drain regular sewers then fish out the shit on a regular basis
ok well then i will wait for a torrential downpour, drag my bathtub outside and to the top of a mountain away from everyone, fill it with hf, do the drugs, hop in, and the rain will eventually just wash me over the top of the bathtub and then down the side of the mountain -
2023-12-02 at 5:01 PM UTCAttack the root of the problem. Acclimate yourself to it by eating graduated amounts of the stuff. Start with a gram dissolved in water and work your way up to eating a full cup once a day.
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2023-12-02 at 5:11 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 5:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian ok well then i will wait for a torrential downpour, drag my bathtub outside and to the top of a mountain away from everyone, fill it with hf, do the drugs, hop in, and the rain will eventually just wash me over the top of the bathtub and then down the side of the mountain
Just go feed yourself to an alliGAYtor in the deep swamps. No one cares about that -
2023-12-02 at 5:15 PM UTC*Captain Falcon Alert*
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2023-12-02 at 5:15 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 5:25 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 5:26 PM UTCMore like 'how the fuck did I get a facial?' THE LAST THING I REENEMBER WUZ SHAKING THE DUST OUT OF ABAG OF QUICK CREEEET, THEY MUSTA ROOFEYED IT
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2023-12-02 at 5:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 More like 'how the fuck did I get a facial?' THE LAST THING I REENEMBER WUZ SHAKING THE DUST OUT OF ABAG OF QUICK CREEEET, THEY MUSTA ROOFEYED IT
my quikrete was laced w/ bootleg chinese alprazolam and scopalamine, when i came to i realized i had been drugged into a zombie like state and forced to help build pools for rich white folk for 6 months for free, i want to talk to the fuckin manager of the store who sold me this shit RIGHT NOWThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-12-02 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian my quikrete was laced w/ bootleg chinese alprazolam and scopalamine, when i came to i realized i had been drugged into a zombie like state and forced to help build pools for rich white folk for 6 months for free, i want to talk to the fuckin manager of the store who sold me this shit RIGHT NOW
Better check your asshole and kidneys and make sure they're still there. -
2023-12-02 at 5:31 PM UTCon a side note i just dumped a bunch of HF down my kitchen drain....am i going to have the FBI turn up here with the ever present meth slanging WATER DEPARTMENT wanting to question me for hella murders or what
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2023-12-02 at 5:32 PM UTC
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2023-12-02 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian my quikrete was laced w/ bootleg chinese alprazolam and scopalamine, when i came to i realized i had been drugged into a zombie like state and forced to help build pools for rich white folk for 6 months for free, i want to talk to the fuckin manager of the store who sold me this shit RIGHT NOW
Back in my day they would lace it with strict-9 aka weed poison , fucked up I tell u wat
