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  1. #61
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  2. #62
    Put a coat hanger in one ear and guide it out the other, then twist it and shake it back and forth rapidly.
  3. #63
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    For the last 17 days I've struggled to hear.
    Going to a specialist in the morning. Some German guy.
    I'm very nervous that he will want to stab my ear drum with a needle or some funny business.
    Really hoping it can be fixed with maybe some ear drops and a bit of magic.
    I'm okay being deaf forever over getting stabbed in my ear drum with a needle by a doctor with a 3 star review.
    My insurance will pay for hearing aids damn it.
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats For the last 17 days I've struggled to hear.
    Going to a specialist in the morning. Some German gay.
    I'm very nervous that he will want to stab my ear drum with a needle or some funny business.
    Really hoping it can be fixed with maybe some ear drops and a bit of magic.
    I'm okay being deaf forever over getting stabbed in my ear drum with a needle by a doctor with a 3 star review.
    My insurance will pay for hearing aids damn it.
  5. #65
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    In an hour I'll be at the doctor.
    Uhg
    I'm so nervous
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Some German guy.

    a jude ?
  7. #67
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a jude ?

    Kraut.
  8. #68
    nein.

    definitely a jude.
  9. #69
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Story of my dick.
  10. #70
    Those glasses are too big sir
  11. #71
    Pour hydrogen peroxide in your ears, let it sit, then clean your ears out.
  12. #72
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Those glasses are too big sir

    bro. I got 1 more month okayu you
  13. #73
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pour hydrogen peroxide in your ears, let it sit, then clean your ears out.

    It is fluid behind my ear drums you dirty dumb dick dweeb
  14. #74
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is fluid behind my ear drums you dirty dumb dick dweeb

    You're not listening.
  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is fluid behind my ear drums you dirty dumb dick dweeb

    go to the carwash and use one of those industrial-sized vacuum cleaners to suck it out.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're not listening.

    He can’t hear you!!!
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Fox He can’t hear you!!!

    I guess he can't lend me an ear then.
  18. #78
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    CAP LOCKS NEEDED 📢
  19. #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

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  20. #80
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    These guys in the Borat show remind me of Polecat and Ricky.

    didn't they sue him for not letting them in on the Jewish fun?
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