Sick Fona

1. 2023-10-27 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Been 4 days.
   It's came both ways.
   Tonight I'm real sore and tired.
   Going to watch my man Borat.
   
   
   
   My asshole feels like someone wore it as a shoe and walked through fire.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2023-10-27 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #2
   toilet clogger Houston
   il cum in ur ashole faget
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2023-10-28 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Get well soon man!
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   • Fonaplats
4. 2023-10-28 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You should fuck that fish up for free, get wael, Subway.
   Puberty People
5. 2023-10-28 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I am so bad rn.
   My toilet is even worse.
6. 2023-10-28 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #6
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   U got the flu?
7. 2023-10-28 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #7
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   
8. 2023-10-29 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Woke up feeling somewhat better. I have more energy and I feel it's only limited by the fact I've consumed so little in the last several days.
   I'm coughing a good bit and have a decent amount of lung butter coming up.
   Grateful for a new lease on life.
9. 2023-10-29 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #9
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash

   
   "You need to have 3 children so you can go to school."
10. 2023-10-29 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #10
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Woke up feeling somewhat better. I have more energy and I feel it's only limited by the fact I've consumed so little in the last several days.
    I'm coughing a good bit and have a decent amount of lung butter coming up.
    Grateful for a new lease on life.

    
    What makes you so hard to kill?
11. 2023-10-30 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    These guys in the Borat show remind me of Polecat and Ricky.
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    • Haxxor
12. 2023-10-31 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    These guys in the Borat show remind me of Polecat and Ricky.

    
    Lol….which one is the Polecat?
    
    This is what I picture Polecat’s work van might look like.
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2023-10-31 at 9:25 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    
14. 2023-11-01 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    DAY 9
    
    
    
    Sick AF still.
    Sweated out my body weight in bed last night. It was so gross, I kept waking up in a cold puddle of myself and ended up going through multiple towels trying to dry off.
    My wife is mad at me because I'm so sick still.
    
    Last night I ordered sketchy Mexican cough medicine in hopes that knocks the cold out of me.
    Later today I might call a doctor but I really don't want to spend $12 on a doctor.
    I spent all my money on European light bulbs.
    
    Can't stop coughing.
    I wish I was better.
15. 2023-11-01 at 12:54 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Maybe go to the docs at this point?
16. 2023-11-01 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Kawkasian Maybe go to the docs at this point?

    
    I don't have $12 to just throw away so some schmuck who will insist I take a COVID test as I yell at them to stfu and just give me some antibiotics.
17. 2023-11-01 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #17
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fonaplats DAY 9
    
    
    
    Sick AF still.
    Sweated out my body weight in bed last night. It was so gross, I kept waking up in a cold puddle of myself and ended up going through multiple towels trying to dry off.
    My wife is mad at me because I'm so sick still.
    
    Last night I ordered sketchy Mexican cough medicine in hopes that knocks the cold out of me.
    Later today I might call a doctor but I really don't want to spend $12 on a doctor.
    I spent all my money on European light bulbs.
    
    Can't stop coughing.
    I wish I was better.

    
    looks like shitty grey-market import boner pills
18. 2023-11-01 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    $12 later...
19. 2023-11-01 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Forcoughs and colds take lemsip
20. 2023-11-01 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #20
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats DAY 9
    
    
    
    Sick AF still.
    Sweated out my body weight in bed last night. It was so gross, I kept waking up in a cold puddle of myself and ended up going through multiple towels trying to dry off.
    My wife is mad at me because I'm so sick still.
    
    Last night I ordered sketchy Mexican cough medicine in hopes that knocks the cold out of me.
    Later today I might call a doctor but I really don't want to spend $12 on a doctor.
    I spent all my money on European light bulbs.
    
    Can't stop coughing.
    I wish I was better.

    
    Get another jab?