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Women won't fuck because I'm too Well hung?

  1. #41
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont pay a single iota of attention to what other peoples opinions or outlooks on anything are. everyone ive ever knows who is critical of other peoples lifes choices are the ones that are proportionately the most hypocritical in their own shitty decisions.

    i wasnt trying to be that critical but uhh yea

    Originally posted by Lanny Unironically using “fr” is why you’re not getting laid, brother

    this is objectively the least relevant reason there could ever possibly be. aside from that extremely obvious fact though, i think ive seen only a handful of girls id even want to bang in like years. most of you nauseate me to some degree if im just being completely honest. and theres nothing worse than being nauseated during sex and then being like "oh fuck i gotta finish quick or ima puke" and then of course just by the very fact that you even thought about it just distracts you and then it makes it harder to finish and then right off the bat youre stuck in a negative feedback loop and that shit is not going to happen but then you have to try and finish anyway so you just get hella nauseous and soft and the girl starts crying about how you dont find her attractive and so on and youre like "damn i really dont even like you that much im not about to sit here and come up with 1 million reasons why ur super hot etc to feed your ego"

    you know what you bastards really killed the whole concept of going online to talk shit. its like not as fun anymore because someone always has to be like OH YEA BUT REMEMBER IRL? but my intuition tells me you know im right but are just too yellowbellied or whatever to admit it and my intuition is never wrong

    im gonna stop talking now before one of you assholes steals my bike again
  2. #42
    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nah that's not fr what happened, clickbait title.

    A little bit of KoF lore for ya fellas, I have OCD, and a facet of this involves uncontrollable thoughts about certain topics. One topic my OCD revolves around is intimacy, sexual or not. I have to bust a nut like 5-10 times a week or otherwise the thoughts becoming overwhelming and my brain implodes. The only thing that helps is bundy at high enough doses to make my penis numb.

    I hate my out of wack sex drive.

    weren't you going to Mich? there is a college game there. I thought maybe you were attending that
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Fox She probably doesn’t want her pics blasted here for all you losers, but she’s verified. They were posting pics in discord during the meet
    He probably doesnt want to post it because he looked like an actual pedophile with her. She looked 13 at most and he looked in his 20’s
  4. #44
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one cares what she wants

    I do she is nice to me, that @dokidoeki chick can fuck off for all I care now.
  5. #45
    Also I hope you guys know the title of this post is satire
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Also I hope you guys know the title of this post is satire

    You mentioned that
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I do she is nice to me, that @dokidoeki chick can fuck off for all I care now.

    irrelevant. if someone is too scared to show what the person theyre with looks like theres a reason for that
  8. #48
    Originally posted by infinityshock irrelevant. if someone is too scared to show what the person theyre with looks like theres a reason for that

    I think I know the reason, she looks like your average white femdyke at a BLM protest, not my type but hey nothing against her tbh. She seems cool enough
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox I think I know the reason, she looks like your average white femdyke at a BLM protest, not my type but hey nothing against her tbh. She seems cool enough

    that would be an explanation. personally i only post pics of the more attractive chicks ive been with.

    i never post pics of the unattractive ones.

    oh. i dont have any.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by infinityshock that would be an explanation. personally i only post pics of the more attractive chicks ive been with.

    i never post pics of the unattractive ones.

    oh. i dont have any.

    If this works
  11. #51
    Im so fucking good at this picture shit now
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Crisolis Im so fucking good at this picture shit now

    You have learned well

  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crisolis
    If this works

    id hit it
  14. #54
    That looks sus-piciously like Mashes sister 😊
  15. #55
    Originally posted by infinityshock id hit it
    Hit as in fuck? Or hit as in beat? Personally id beat it, fucking would probably get yourself a few diseases since it had a tranny as a gf/bf
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Crisolis Hit as in fuck? Or hit as in beat? Personally id beat it, fucking would probably get yourself a few diseases since it had a tranny as a gf/bf

    I love a woman that can kick my ass
  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crisolis Hit as in fuck? Or hit as in beat? Personally id beat it, fucking would probably get yourself a few diseases since it had a tranny as a gf/bf

    if it has a vagina ill plug it

    i have very low standards...pretty much anything with a hole and a heartbeat

    heartbeat optional

    hell...i dont even need a heartbeat...i have no qualms with crackin' open a cold one

    and i have scissors...i can make a hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Fox I love a woman that can kick my ass
    Hot
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Crisolis Hit as in fuck? Or hit as in beat? Personally id beat it, fucking would probably get yourself a few diseases since it had a tranny as a gf/bf

    Fuck you she's nice to me
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Fuck you she's nice to me
    Yeah until you tried raping her?
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