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Women won't fuck because I'm too Well hung?

  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan


    Nah that's not fr what happened, clickbait title.

    A little bit of KoF lore for ya fellas, I have OCD, and a facet of this involves uncontrollable thoughts about certain topics. One topic my OCD revolves around is intimacy, sexual or not. I have to bust a nut like 5-10 times a week or otherwise the thoughts becoming overwhelming and my brain implodes. The only thing that helps is bundy at high enough doses to make my penis numb.

    I hate my out of wack sex drive.
  2. #2
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    EW YOU GET TURNED ON BY INTIMACY WHAT A FAGGOT LOL HOW EMBARASSING
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  3. #3
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    also youre gonna fuck doki "catch me holding bizness meetingz with CEOs one day and trappni in a 50 cap the next" doki lol lmk how that fool is its been yearz
  4. #4
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE EW YOU GET TURNED ON BY INTIMACY WHAT A FAGGOT LOL HOW EMBARASSING

    this is sarcasm by the way for all the teachers aids plz do not fail me
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    Nah that's not fr what happened, clickbait title.

    A little bit of KoF lore for ya fellas, I have OCD, and a facet of this involves uncontrollable thoughts about certain topics. One topic my OCD revolves around is intimacy, sexual or not. I have to bust a nut like 5-10 times a week or otherwise the thoughts becoming overwhelming and my brain implodes. The only thing that helps is bundy at high enough doses to make my penis numb.

    I hate my out of wack sex drive.
    You dont fuck because you fucking suck kof. You’re shit at intimacy and you cant ignore being turned on enough for any relationship to go somewhere
  6. #6
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Crisolis You dont fuck because you fucking suck kof. You’re shit at intimacy and you cant ignore being turned on enough for any relationship to go somewhere

    It hurts because it's true
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Too well hung is a myth
  8. #8
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lol people thinking getting off once a day makes you some sort of sexual deviant. yikes dawg. i remember 10 years ago i would see people brag online about fucking 2 or 3 times in a row. but today that apparently makes you fucking insane and incapable of love because just from that you've already used like half your weekly ration of orgasms. maybe you think that seems like an insane amount because everyone just treats sex like its an object you have a goal of obtaining from someone, anyone, and you just see the other human participant as a vehicle for getting that done, and then because of that being the main goal and the center of the relationship to revolve around, you then view intimacy as the act of adults rationally working out terms and conditions that will allow both parties egos to remain intact while at the same time OBTAINING THAT ORGASM from them. and thats why you fools can go fuck someone and then steal their lighter or drugs or whatever the fuck and still call it intimacy in ur sick confused lil head. i know this is true because ive experienced both sides of it and theres somethin fuckin wrong with almost everyone out here and ive come to the conclusion that its essentially that. nobody has basic respect for anyone they fuck anymore, theyre just a warm body to masturbate into, and that central tenant drives your relationships (even though people probably would not immediately admit to it, you know its fucking true though), so you dont have to care about them, other than putting up a front to get your dick in, and then the rest of your ethics and decisions and thoughts surrounding the topic of relationships or that person fall in line with that and so your concept of intimacy is fuckin warped.

    im so fucking glad ill never have sex with anyone i dont like ever again so i can go back to my friends and be like WOW LOOK AT THAT SET OF TITS I FUCKED even though i know in the back of my head it wasn't even anywhere near worth it and we don't even like each other, aren't even friends, her breath is fuckin weird, or shes sweaty or grimey and methed out in a nasty way etc. and i'll be praying 4 u lol.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs It hurts because it's true
    Try controlling your dick and maybe someone will like you. No girl likes a guy that makes everything sexual
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    Nah that's not fr what happened, clickbait title.

    A little bit of KoF lore for ya fellas, I have OCD, and a facet of this involves uncontrollable thoughts about certain topics. One topic my OCD revolves around is intimacy, sexual or not. I have to bust a nut like 5-10 times a week or otherwise the thoughts becoming overwhelming and my brain implodes. The only thing that helps is bundy at high enough doses to make my penis numb.

    I hate my out of wack sex drive.

    First of all lashing out at someone when you’re denied sex is fucking gross, cowardly behavior. I think you should stop focusing on trying to get your rocks off and try to work on yourself instead and just BE someone that someone else would even want to fuck
  11. #11
    Kof cant be shit but an albino nigger than thinks with his dick
  12. #12
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Crisolis Try controlling your dick and maybe someone will like you. No girl likes a guy that makes everything sexual

    Ok, thanks, cri.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Ok, thanks, cri.
    You’re welcome
  14. #14
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    this MASTER OF INTIMACy has SEXUAL INTERCOURSE 2 to THREE times a WEEEK CLICK HERE TO LEARN HIS ONE WEIRD TRICK UCAN BE JUST LIKE HIM LOL

    yea or i can just be like "no i dont want to fuck you"

  15. #15
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    oops i meant this one

  16. #16
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Crisolis Kof cant be shit but an albino nigger than thinks with his dick

    It’s funny how Kafka literally goes after every new female poster except for you….🤔
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by Haxxor It’s funny how Kafka literally goes after every new female poster except for you….🤔
    Who is that
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crisolis Try controlling your dick and maybe someone will like you. No girl likes a guy that makes everything sexual

    women are literally biologically designed and constructed for the main, primary purpose of sexuality. other than sex women have no purpose
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE lol people thinking getting off once a day makes you some sort of sexual deviant. yikes dawg. i remember 10 years ago i would see people brag online about fucking 2 or 3 times in a row. but today that apparently makes you fucking insane and incapable of love because just from that you've already used like half your weekly ration of orgasms. maybe you think that seems like an insane amount because everyone just treats sex like its an object you have a goal of obtaining from someone, anyone, and you just see the other human participant as a vehicle for getting that done, and then because of that being the main goal and the center of the relationship to revolve around, you then view intimacy as the act of adults rationally working out terms and conditions that will allow both parties egos to remain intact while at the same time OBTAINING THAT ORGASM from them. and thats why you fools can go fuck someone and then steal their lighter or drugs or whatever the fuck and still call it intimacy in ur sick confused lil head. i know this is true because ive experienced both sides of it and theres somethin fuckin wrong with almost everyone out here and ive come to the conclusion that its essentially that. nobody has basic respect for anyone they fuck anymore, theyre just a warm body to masturbate into, and that central tenant drives your relationships (even though people probably would not immediately admit to it, you know its fucking true though), so you dont have to care about them, other than putting up a front to get your dick in, and then the rest of your ethics and decisions and thoughts surrounding the topic of relationships or that person fall in line with that and so your concept of intimacy is fuckin warped.

    im so fucking glad ill never have sex with anyone i dont like ever again so i can go back to my friends and be like WOW LOOK AT THAT SET OF TITS I FUCKED even though i know in the back of my head it wasn't even anywhere near worth it and we don't even like each other, aren't even friends, her breath is fuckin weird, or shes sweaty or grimey and methed out in a nasty way etc. and i'll be praying 4 u lol.

    '2 or 3 times in a row'

    fucking amateurs. when im on a holiday with my girl and dont have any other priorities we'll fuck so many times a day i lose count.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by infinityshock women are literally biologically designed and constructed for the main, primary purpose of sexuality. other than sex women have no purpose
    Nuh uh, women make good porn actors, and they take care of offspring
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