if i were to be an "american" i would pray to a various gods that i be selected to be a jury on severe child sexual abuse case so that i can be presented to actual, graphical evidences of "child sexual abuse" and then proceed to find the defendent not guilty.
very sick i know.
but i m what i m.
2023-11-19 at 5:41 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Instant no more jury duty
2023-11-19 at 5:44 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Double down on the your racist as absolute fu k tho and ull be good. I literally watched my uncle do that once
Maybe do some research, speak a line from mein kampf or 2 and say your racist to all non whites
2023-12-07 at 1:21 PM UTC
Ok guys I have duty tomorrow, anything I should know before going?
2023-12-07 at 1:24 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I would like to place a €1 bet on guilty.
2023-12-09 at 5:35 AM UTC
Just imply you'll vote your conscience when it comes time to issue a verdict, that evidence will be a secondary consideration after how you feel about the defendant and the nature of his crimes. "Guilty or innocent, I don't know if I could send an otherwise Good man to jail or let an Evil one walk free." Your ass is outta there.
2023-12-09 at 5:37 AM UTC
Also if they ask if you have any strong feelings about x/y/z legal issue the answer is always yes.
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2023-12-09 at 5:41 AM UTC
(Basically: without saying the words "jury nullification", make them think there's a chance you will pervert the course of justice.)
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2023-12-09 at 5:57 AM UTC
Bring a gay and fake black dildo with you and accidentally drop it from you're trousers while the judge makes you do pushups
2023-12-09 at 7:14 AM UTC
I heard if you say you are a skitzo. not like a real one but say you are a gay communist christian anarchist and don't vote and they will be like oh okay sir never mind you are clearly a retard. Also tell them you already know every detail of the case and have strong political religious convicitions that you cannot ignore in making a decision, a bias
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