2023-11-18 at 12:22 PM UTC
Guys, i got summoned for jury duty. I got a big fat letter in the mail that says i have to appear at the court on December 11th at 8:30 AM. If Someone wanted to get out of jury duty how would one go about it?
2023-11-18 at 12:42 PM UTC
Just be yourself. You’re not going to get picked.
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2023-11-18 at 2:56 PM UTC
announce your prejudice against black people due the color of their skin.
2023-11-18 at 2:57 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
what happens if you dont show up or forget?
2023-11-18 at 2:58 PM UTC
Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?
2023-11-18 at 3:08 PM UTC
Just mention ‘Jury Nullification’ during selection and you’ll be outta there in no time.
But if you have open warrants, then the court may just be lazy and trying to get you yo turn yourself in lol.
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2023-11-18 at 3:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by toilet clogger
Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?
because not everyone enjoy convicting an innocent person guilty,
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2023-11-18 at 5:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by toilet clogger
Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?
only someone whos never been on jury duty would say such blasphemy
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2023-11-18 at 5:48 PM UTC
Just tell them serving on a jury will create financial hardship since you’d miss work and you’re a broke ass bitch
2023-11-18 at 7:16 PM UTC
Tell them your gay and drop trow
Then with your trow dropped start running at all the people backwards and yelling
2023-11-18 at 9:29 PM UTC
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2023-11-18 at 9:37 PM UTC
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2023-11-18 at 9:44 PM UTC
"Your Honor, I don't want to cough the Coof on everyone."
2023-11-19 at 12:34 AM UTC
Homer Simpson said his surefire way to get out of jury duty is to say you're prejudice against every race
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2023-11-19 at 1:02 AM UTC
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