escaping jury duty

1. 2023-11-18 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Guys, i got summoned for jury duty. I got a big fat letter in the mail that says i have to appear at the court on December 11th at 8:30 AM. If Someone wanted to get out of jury duty how would one go about it?
2. 2023-11-18 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just be yourself. You’re not going to get picked.
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   • RIPtotse
3. 2023-11-18 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Do you get paid?
4. 2023-11-18 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #4
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   announce your prejudice against black people due the color of their skin.
5. 2023-11-18 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #5
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   what happens if you dont show up or forget?
6. 2023-11-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #6
   toilet clogger Houston
   Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?
7. 2023-11-18 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   Broseph Stalin Houston
   Just mention ‘Jury Nullification’ during selection and you’ll be outta there in no time.
   But if you have open warrants, then the court may just be lazy and trying to get you yo turn yourself in lol.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2023-11-18 at 3:39 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by toilet clogger Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?

   
   because not everyone enjoy convicting an innocent person guilty,
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2023-11-18 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by toilet clogger Why wouldn't you want to be on jury duty ?

   
   only someone whos never been on jury duty would say such blasphemy
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2023-11-18 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator Do you get paid?

    
    Less than minimum wage
11. 2023-11-18 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just tell them serving on a jury will create financial hardship since you’d miss work and you’re a broke ass bitch
12. 2023-11-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #12
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Tell them your gay and drop trow
    
    Then with your trow dropped start running at all the people backwards and yelling
13. 2023-11-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Just tell them serving on a jury will create financial hardship since you’d miss work and you’re a broke ass bitch

    
    That wouldn't work on any of the judges I ever had jury duty with. They turned down teachers...business owners...single parents...
    
    The only ones I saw escape were single caregivers of invalids or children who couldn't get a sitter or people who were physically handicapped and couldn't sit for the whole day
14. 2023-11-18 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #14
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You have COVID.
15. 2023-11-18 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Will being racist work
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16. 2023-11-18 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #16
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    • Instigator
17. 2023-11-18 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #17
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    "Your Honor, I don't want to cough the Coof on everyone."
18. 2023-11-19 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #18
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Homer Simpson said his surefire way to get out of jury duty is to say you're prejudice against every race
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2023-11-19 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Albino nigger
20. 2023-11-19 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Mik Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Just be yourself. You’re not going to get picked.

    
    Tru
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Instigator Do you get paid?

    
    $65 a day
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Crisolis Albino nigger

    
    YR 14 I dobppt yoy have to worry