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Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck

  1. #81
    phelgm works best
  2. #82
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................. it most certainly does not. it works quite well…especially when mixed with other bodily fluids

    ah sea
  3. #83
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................. it most certainly does not. it works quite well…especially when mixed with other bodily fluids

    That's why u have caca on you're head ,heard, kenen, swag, ahsea oldje fruys startrwck, GG, alin,
  4. #84
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Me taking a bunch of drugs and attempting french cuisine while answering prompts about current events would be a fantastic channel

    Yeah let’s do it
  5. #85
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor so basically, like-a-said, you literary remind me of an older version of me, when i was a younger man *this is how, u remind me…. this is how u remind me..

    so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.

    and THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT

    I got a new knife set on sale at world market for $80 from $150. 8 pieces and one of those pieces is kitchen scissors with a wood block for it to all go in.

    I’m probably not cooking this weekend tho.
  6. #86
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    I want to say i spend around $40-$50 a day on just food because cba to cook.
  7. #87
    thats what a real man does.
  8. #88
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by maddie I want to say i spend around $40-$50 a day on just food because cba to cook.

    yea pretty much, me 2. but none of this cooking makes any sense either. literary the groceries are 40 dollars to do a recipe plus i have to cook and wash dish
  9. #89
    Originally posted by A College Professor yea pretty much, me 2. but none of this cooking makes any sense either. literary the groceries are 40 dollars to do a recipe plus i have to cook and wash dish

    not to mention the energy to keep the fridge cold and water to keep the dishwasher wet.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's why u have caca on you're head ,heard, kenen, swag, ahsea oldje fruys startrwck, GG, alin,

    youre going to need to find a non-crackhead to translate whatever it is you just gibbered in crack-ese

    that almost makes ebonics sound like a romance language
  11. #91
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ah sea

    nothing beats the assorted bodily fluids pouring from torn orifices for lube...
  12. #92




    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #93
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. youre going to need to find a non-crackhead to translate whatever it is you just gibbered in crack-ese

    that almost makes ebonics sound like a romance language

    ebonics are romance language

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. nothing beats the assorted bodily fluids pouring from torn orifices for lube…

    bodily fluids arent meant to lubricate.
  14. #94
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Chicken fried rice

    https://www.facebook.com/share/r/LEXR8NoqZQnnoQdA/
  15. #95
    cock fried rice
  16. #96
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4

    This one especially looks good, DETAILS PLEASE.
  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ebonics are romance language



    bodily fluids arent meant to lubricate.

    bodily fluids are literally meant to lubricate
  18. #98
    Originally posted by infinityshock bodily fluids are literally meant to lubricate

    what are stomic acid supposed to lubricate
  19. #99
    Met up with the Boudin sausage bros in Spam's Kitchen, Helvectica

  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what are stomic acid supposed to lubricate

    deep throating
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