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2023-10-13 at 7:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2704a4d64ef
No one is clicking on any of your links dude. Ever. Ive watched videos of corpses being kicked and popped, and even i want no part of whatever nastiness youre involved inThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 9:41 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 10:51 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 10:52 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 10:58 AM UTCRat Files!
this mid level rat was fukin round in here last night,, he was the only one inside the house, bout 1 am he was under the woodstove lookin in my direction, dis nigga even kicked a pop can trying to get me to react to him being there,, he wasnt the big brown I was hunting so I let him play in hopes he would give the all clear to the other rats and then I may get a shot at the OG rat, then I needed another coffee to stay awake so I went into the kitchen and loaded the woodstove and made a coffee. that ran him off but I knew they would be fukin round when i woke up in the morn,, the hallway was baited with bread and I had the chunks of bread counted,, 19
the kitchen was baited with 23 chunks, when i woke at 530 am the kitchen bait was untouched but the hallway had 5 chunks gone so I knew he was likely to return,, so I made a coffee and started tiktokin,, a while later he showed up and took a chunk of bread and I saw him,, same rat as last night,, he was mid lever meanin he was turning from a young grey rat into a brown rat.. anyways he returned and I was sited in to the next chunk of bread in the line and only had to slightly move to take the shot,, shot taken and he did a back flip and went down the hallway as fast as the shot, I hadnt made the double wad tight enough and it was a weak shell, if the load isnt packed tightly it goes off poorly.
this shell is loaded with a pot plant limb trimmed down to fit and it was hollow in the middle so I jammed 6 toothpicks into the pot stem hole and a couple around the outside of the pot stem to make it right so itl bust his head next time, I know its a good load cuz it was hard to shove into the chamber.,, fuck thats 3 rats this week that got away after a direct hit,, not sure if they die or just get a lesson not to fuck around with the polecats domicile.
but we have gone from over 8 rats invading my home to a couple that still have the balls to fuck around and fine out,, i'll have to read back in my posts to count the dead from this last invasion but I think I kilt at least 4 or 5 with 3 unconfirmed killin hits.
I know the big browns are makin a new crew at the moment and I'll have to get really cagy ifn I wanna get them before the new batch is out on the prowl -
2023-10-13 at 12:12 PM UTCGood morning fellow space niggas.
I'm getting ready for breakfast. Going to make eggs sausage and toast with a cup of joe.
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2023-10-13 at 12:47 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 12:49 PM UTCBlowjobs rarely ever make me bust, I could take them or leave them, u really gotta be a THROAT GOAT for it to mean something. I prefer fucking a girl on her period or in her butt and surreptitiously putting my dick in her mouth and she usually won't clue in at first then you'll see the look on her face like "o shit what am I doing" then if u can get her to keep going SHES DA 1 but idk fam basic ass blowjobs is not unless it's from a fat bitch who the closest she came to a positive male influence is the guy who molested her and has nice hair and you can close your eyes and imagine its G0llum doing it its kinda a waste of time if it's not extra disrespectful
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2023-10-13 at 12:50 PM UTCI just like to hold hands and smile at each other.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 12:50 PM UTCI'm sitting with my kid watching timothy goes to school being mad that my laptop stopped working after I paid 600 to get it fixed because my BM broke it. I have other devices but I hate setting them up again and loading shit on. I should either take more stimulants or just give up on life.
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2023-10-13 at 12:53 PM UTCMy shocker disguised as a phone arrived along with my bug spray disguised as a lighter...
I was dreading the door knocking incase it was the police but 'dey iz here so I'm not worried no more...
I'm full prepared against vermin now/almost.
400g of croutON arrived aswell so I've got no more big parcels to arrive anytime soon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 1:02 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 1:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 1:26 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 1:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
you really love her dont you. -
2023-10-13 at 1:38 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 1:59 PM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 4:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
Twue Wuv! -
2023-10-13 at 10:18 PM UTCI am drinking a Kona Big Wave, thank you for asking.
