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2023-10-12 at 10:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox This is so fucking funny
I admit I kinda admire her determination. It was just a willy, stuck right in her face. STD free and clean. I'd have sucked it.
She wouldn't. She said she had a headache and went to bed instead. I went to her bedroom and kissed her goodnight and tucked her in and she wanted me to stay longer with her, but I just whipped my willy out again and told her to suck it and she didn't want to. -
2023-10-13 at 12:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
Your fault dawgThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 12:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump I admit I kinda admire her determination. It was just a willy, stuck right in her face. STD free and clean. I'd have sucked it.
She wouldn't. She said she had a headache and went to bed instead. I went to her bedroom and kissed her goodnight and tucked her in and she wanted me to stay longer with her, but I just whipped my willy out again and told her to suck it and she didn't want to.
AHAHAHWHAHSHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWH
OH GOD THATS FUCKING RICH
why would you even consider keeping such an idiot around? you cant even get your dick sucked? holy fuck what the fuck is going on irl for sum ppl fr
im not entering in any relationship where sexual acts arent basically discussed and performed WELL before any actual relationship matters.
do you buy your milk without checking the expiration date too? the fuxk -
2023-10-13 at 1:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump I admit I kinda admire her determination. It was just a willy, stuck right in her face. STD free and clean. I'd have sucked it.
She wouldn't. She said she had a headache and went to bed instead. I went to her bedroom and kissed her goodnight and tucked her in and she wanted me to stay longer with her, but I just whipped my willy out again and told her to suck it and she didn't want to.
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2023-10-13 at 1:10 AM UTCWhy are willys always "whipped out"? Can't they be sprung, unloaded, brandished or unleashed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
Modern refugee Love ❤️
If she's staying with you do you get any kind of government compensation? You definitely should -
2023-10-13 at 1:14 AM UTCLast time I took in a hungry refugee he has no problem giving me blowjobs
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2023-10-13 at 1:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.
I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.
I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 1:49 AM UTCGaylick languageThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 1:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.
I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.
I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit!
mmq gets it -
2023-10-13 at 2:13 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 2:35 AM UTCRat files!
baited the hallway with bread crumbs as well as the kitchen, I'm gonna kill the spy rat that comes down the hallway to see if I'm up or sleeping...
ok I'm going silent just crinkling of a wrapper to put then at ease so they come out to play...
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2023-10-13 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 6:43 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 6:46 AM UTCWalk a mile in these Louboutins
But they don't wear these chits where I'm from
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2023-10-13 at 6:47 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 7:02 AM UTC
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2023-10-13 at 7:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.
I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.
I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit!
All my cool female friends will blow a homie when hes sad. Its basically like a hug for ur benis anyway
