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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I doubt you have the necessary equipment.

    thats what the $15 plunger is for
  2. #42
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Why does my poop always clog toilets, and what can I do ...

    This is an almost sure sign of constipation, with very likely stool retention into the last part of your large intestine.
  3. #43
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Why does my poop always clog toilets, and what can I do …

    This is an almost sure sign of constipation, with very likely stool retention into the last part of your large intestine.

    I heard about people who keep a designated knife or similar tool for slicing up their turds prior to flushing
  4. #44
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Train yourself to crap during work hours, blame it on the new hire.
  5. #45
    or just shit in the alley behind dalit restaurants.
  6. #46
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i grew up on a 6 gallon toilet franky and it was still easy to plug, for the uninitiated, i think you might have a oversize colon or dont know how to do the double flush maneuver kenan
  7. #47
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.

    Shhh, don't get Vinny excited.
  9. #49
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.

    Not true, I had asshole rejuvenation surgery less that 18 months ago.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by jerryb Shhh, don't get Vinny excited.

    i have no interest in old men.
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