Blocked Toilet

1. 2023-10-09 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Kawkasian Back in the old days before everyone went woke it was rare to block a toilet because they built 'em for REAL men…now they are building them for faggots and the woke folk who only ever have soi/vegan shits they just don't hold up to a good 3lber.

   
   Man think about it for a second if your asshole was gaped by miles of niggerdick your turd cutter would not be tight enough to thin the turds down - you'd be dropping soda-can diameter shits that would clog up any toilet in the known world.
2. 2023-10-10 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Like a horse.
3. 2023-10-10 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #23
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I have a toilet snake that you can attach to a drill so it demolishes ur shithole properly
4. 2023-10-10 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I use an actual snake on my toilets.
5. 2023-10-10 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I use an actual snake on my toilets.

   
   
6. 2023-10-10 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The snake latches onto their bumhole.
7. 2023-10-10 at 11:44 AM UTC

   #27
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I flush all sorts of stuff down my toilet and it always works fine

   
   Probably can get away with it in town, if you own the septic tank it's all on you to maintain it.
8. 2023-10-10 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I use an actual snake on my toilets.

   
   yes snaketral.
9. 2023-10-10 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I dunno man I grew up on a 5 gallon tolet, it wasn't hard to plug as an amateur. The new toilet technology is simply amazing fuys, I recommend a Gerber Avalanche ( one-piece, with elongated bowl obviously). Toto has some good ones, Kohler too but like most Kohler shit they tend to not take generic parts so you end up ordering $$$ parts and waiting.
   
   You probably have a POS 100$ lumberyard toilet, oversized colon, or don't know when to double-flush mucker

   
   Tell us about double flushing.
   
   I took a shit last night and it was a 2 parter...after the first part came out I thought "I better flush before the 2nd part comes"...so I did...it still blocked on part 1 with no paper...
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • jerryb
10. 2023-10-10 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Meikai
11. 2023-10-10 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    That new plunger though :o
    
    Best $15 I've ever spent.
12. 2023-10-10 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #32
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kawkasian Tell us about double flushing.
    
    I took a shit last night and it was a 2 parter…after the first part came out I thought "I better flush before the 2nd part comes"…so I did…it still blocked on part 1 with no paper…

    
    What da fuk you been eating. lol Probably still got shit in the pipe, I'd get me a 5 gal bucket and run it thru a couple times. Niggas in Houston not keeping the sewer system maintained, always blame the niggas.
13. 2023-10-10 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kawkasian That new plunger though :o
    
    Best $15 I've ever spent.

    
    plunge your asshole ?
14. 2023-10-10 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny plunge your asshole ?

    
    You’ll need to visit Texas for him to do that.
15. 2023-10-10 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    As mentioned about a week a go I had gut ache for 4 or 5 days...I'm thinking it's related to that.
    
    Maybe I should get some stool softener.
16. 2023-10-10 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny plunge your asshole ?

    
    I doubt you have the necessary equipment.
17. 2023-10-10 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #37
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
18. 2023-10-10 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    You gotta leave the big shit sit
19. 2023-10-10 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Same shit
    
    Different day?
20. 2023-10-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    wow