2023-10-03 at 2:42 PM UTC
So about 8pm last night I unloaded at least 5lbs of material. This was the first poop I've had in 4 days after I've been sick with some sort of gut virus and I instantly felt lighter and better...obviously it was full of evilness after stewing all that time.
Anyway I should have flushed as it was piling up but It thought my toilet could handle it as it's served me well for years...but no...it's now blocked solid and the water will not go down. I spent about an hr last night with the plunger, dish soap (it's supposed to emulsify the shit) all to no avail...I hoped it would soften and go overnight but when I got up this morning the water was still as high as it was the night before...pissing in the shower was required.
Anyway, I just ordered a toilet auger and extra special plunger from Home depot for pickup on the way home....hoping that will get things moving.
I watched a bunch of youtube videos but they all really show the same thing...most of which I already tried.
It's all depending on the toilet auger...
2023-10-03 at 2:43 PM UTC
Note to self: Try taking a shit at work before going home today.
2023-10-03 at 2:49 PM UTC
real men flush a grenade down a clogged toilet
2023-10-03 at 2:58 PM UTC
I put the lid down before I left so the cat wont try and get it's usual toilet bowl drink.
2023-10-03 at 3:58 PM UTC
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2023-10-04 at 12:45 PM UTC
Hug your toilet tonight...don't take it for granted.
2023-10-04 at 3:13 PM UTC
jeez be easy on ur toilet now
2023-10-08 at 8:03 AM UTC
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wrap your mop in a couple of trash bags and plunge that way
simples.
2023-10-08 at 11:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Hug your toilet tonight…don't take it for granted.
the streets and gutter are always available.
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2023-10-09 at 3:21 PM UTC
Friends entire septic system was clogged up, had a guy come pump it and found out his wife flushing wipes. Don't believe those flushable wipes, they lie to a nigga.
If you have women in your house you have to lay down the law, I had to pull the toilet at my moms once. Q-tip got cross ways and collected paper until stopped up, shitty job all around.
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2023-10-09 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
Friends entire septic system was clogged up, had a guy come pump it and found out his wife flushing wipes. Don't believe those flushable wipes, they lie to a nigga.
If you have women in your house you have to lay down the law, I had to pull the toilet at my moms once. Q-tip got cross ways and collected paper until stopped up, shitty job all around.
I flush all sorts of stuff down my toilet and it always works fine
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2023-10-09 at 7:58 PM UTC
Toilets in the US are much better than UK toilets btw.
Toilets in the UK are all those dumb "Low flow economy" ones...every shit I've had in the last 20yrs during my visits to the UK have been a blocker. Last time I was at my parents I told my dad "Buy a decent plunger" because he had this little shitty thing. Sure enough he hadn't got a good one and first night that thing was blocked.
Give me a good 2 gallon US toilet anyday over those shitty 1.5 liter euro ones.
2023-10-09 at 8:21 PM UTC
It was probably one of those really sticky shits.
2023-10-09 at 8:25 PM UTC
Back in the old days before everyone went woke it was rare to block a toilet because they built 'em for REAL men...now they are building them for faggots and the woke folk who only ever have soi/vegan shits they just don't hold up to a good 3lber.
2023-10-09 at 8:26 PM UTC
They shit out long skinny green ones with tapers on both ends these days.
2023-10-09 at 11:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Back in the old days before everyone went woke it was rare to block a toilet because they built 'em for REAL men…now they are building them for faggots and the woke folk who only ever have soi/vegan shits they just don't hold up to a good 3lber.
I dunno man I grew up on a 5 gallon tolet, it wasn't hard to plug as an amateur. The new toilet technology is simply amazing fuys, I recommend a Gerber Avalanche ( one-piece, with elongated bowl obviously). Toto has some good ones, Kohler too but like most Kohler shit they tend to not take generic parts so you end up ordering $$$ parts and waiting.
You probably have a POS 100$ lumberyard toilet, oversized colon, or don't know when to double-flush mucker
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