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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Fox Will anyone even attend your funeral? How many people do you actually interact with in IRL

    I won't be dying, so no need for a funeral.
  2. #22
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I'll be donating my body to science.

    "My god Doctor, I don't think I've ever seen one so big".

    "Easy nurse, get a grip"

    "Oh I'd love to!"
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  3. #23
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I'm going to time travel with Specs body to China Town San Francisco circa 1875 and pay some Coolies to take him through the underground tunnel network and push his ass out into the bay.

    proper burial right there. Orca bait.
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  5. #25
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    stop posting photos of grave images, Christian Man-BOT
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    that one was pretty funny.

    what else you got?
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  9. #29
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You need to talk about Church .son
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m sorry to hear about your cousin, CP ❤️

    I don’t think about my mortality much..probably should..

    Cremation for me ..sprinkle my ashes over the River Nile

    I'm gonna take your corpse and a bottle of the Nile river and bury them in a shallow grave underneath Whitney Houston's corpse, then proceed to spread your ashes above, beneath, and betwixt it all, while singing the Star Spangled Banner and then wondering what the H? How do I have your corpse and your ashes?

    Then, I will kill myself in my oven.
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