2023-10-05 at 7:36 AM UTC
do you want a funeral? i used to be a huge blowhard and a total hardass to the highest degree and thought i didnt care a bit one way or the other.
my cousin-removed died the other day and he outlived both of his parents, his brother died a few years ago too. his parents outlived both of their children. they arent having a funeral for him. i thought wow how sad , hes going to get covered in soil without a ceremony. theyre old as fuck and both of their kids were badboys and died young and they dont want to go through the trauma of it anymore.
i only met him a few times and i dont think im any better than him, he was a bit weathered and liked to talk about fishing. i wonder if ill get buried/burned without a sendoff.
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2023-10-05 at 7:42 AM UTC
I’m sorry to hear about your cousin, CP ❤️
I don’t think about my mortality much..probably should..
Cremation for me ..sprinkle my ashes over the River Nile
2023-10-05 at 7:53 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I want my body shipped to someone I didn't like
2023-10-05 at 8:38 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
i wanna be buried str8 in the dirt no casket no embalming nothing just a bloated ass instestine and bladder evacuating body that smells like shit buried str8 in the ground to go back where i came from
2023-10-05 at 10:11 AM UTC
I’ve always said I want to be cremated. And then I wan charcoal to be made from me ashes that an artist can use to draw a sketch/painting. This art made from my remains will hang in my family home for eternity.
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2023-10-05 at 11:36 AM UTC
I can’t think of anything more irrelevant than what happens to my body after I die
i only want a funeral if its open casket but should have been a closed casket. if someone wants to mourn me they better fuckin prove they cared about me and thats the only way i can think of. im not trying to have my death be an occasion for a bunch of blowhards to circle jerk about a bunch of bullshit and make themselves look good
2023-10-05 at 2:01 PM UTC
also if anyone but my mom cries just know that im mocking you HARD
2023-10-05 at 3:35 PM UTC
My funeral will be full of my peers - people that never gave a fuck about me droppin' phony tears.
I hope I'm in the casket face down, so all you motherfuckers can kiss my black ass now.
And fuck all that cryin' all night, just be happy that I'm rid of this fucked up life.
2023-10-05 at 4:53 PM UTC
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