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Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    I feel real bad for this guy.

    1. imagine stepping on a land mine and losing a leg
    2. then someone gives you a shirt that says WRONG STEP on it
    3. you wake up from surgery, still half out of it on anaesthetic to find your stump on a woman's lap, but there's something off about her that you can't put your finger on
    4. and you keep feeling this weird poking sensation in the side of your leg
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  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/russia/583302-russian-peacekeepers-armenia-dead/



    oh boy

    in other news the US Army has come out and said the voluntary/mercenary model is no longer feasible and a draft is likely the only way to keep combat troops at an acceptable level

    Will serve for citizenship
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra oh boy

    in other news the US Army has come out and said the voluntary/mercenary model is no longer feasible and a draft is likely the only way to keep combat troops at an acceptable level

    I've been calling for a draft for 3 decades. It would make men out of the pussies the public education system is producing.
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  4. Originally posted by aldra

    I feel real bad for this guy.

    1. imagine stepping on a land mine and losing a leg
    2. then someone gives you a shirt that says WRONG STEP on it
    3. you wake up from surgery, still half out of it on anaesthetic to find your stump on a woman's lap, but there's something off about her that you can't put your finger on
    4. and you keep feeling this weird poking sensation in the side of your leg

    The Russian proverb goes “War is a stepmother to some and a mother to others“

    Our girl Sarah looks like she's having the time of her life in that photo.

    She's like Kilgore in Apocalypse Now.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't remember much about Kilgore, need to watch it again

    I wonder if the seepage on the stump was from Cirillo trying to suck on it while the guy was passed out
  6. Originally posted by aldra

    I feel real bad for this guy.

    1. imagine stepping on a land mine and losing a leg
    2. then someone gives you a shirt that says WRONG STEP on it
    3. you wake up from surgery, still half out of it on anaesthetic to find your stump on a woman's lap, but there's something off about her that you can't put your finger on
    4. and you keep feeling this weird poking sensation in the side of your leg

    ive been trying to locate this image in response to some post but couldnt.

    at first he though he felt his phantom foot.

    but it wasnt.
  7. Kilgore was someone who enjoyed the war and was bumed out by the idea that the war would end. And you could tell nothing would happen to him either.

    Sarah will be lost without this war. At the tender young age of 46 she's come of age and flowered into a beautiful trans demon of death.

    Stumpy needs to cheer up. No one wants to hear about how he's bummed out he lost his feet in a losing war for no reason. He's lowering the energy in the room.
  8. i look into sarah and she looked like edward notron from AHX before the transformation.

    shes how edward norton would look like if he transitioned.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been calling for a draft for 3 decades…

    Like yelling out the window?
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been calling for a draft for 3 decades. It would make men out of the pussies the public education system is producing.

    I doubt 50% would pass the physical. I kinda wouldn't want my sons in todays military unless they get rid of the fags and trannies, no young man needs to be around that shit.
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  11. Originally posted by jerryb I doubt 50% would pass the physical. I kinda wouldn't want my sons in todays military unless they get rid of the fags and trannies, no young man needs to be around that shit.

    Parents in the past sent their sons off to the trenches of the Western Front to stand in mud for weeks on end while being shelled and fighting with rats for scraps of food.

    Parents nowadays are afraid to let their sons near non-heteros.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Parents in the past sent their sons off to the trenches of the Western Front to stand in mud for weeks on end while being shelled and fighting with rats for scraps of food.

    Parents nowadays are afraid to let their sons near non-heteros.

    It is not a matter of not wanting them to be around weak ass fagits. It's a matter of not wanting the kids lives depending on some weak ass fagits ability to be an effective member of the team.
  13. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Parents in the past sent their sons off to the trenches of the Western Front to stand in mud for weeks on end while being shelled and fighting with rats for scraps of food.

    Parents had little to do with conscription.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.
  15. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.

  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.

    Worse would be sharing a foxhole with the fagit in a fire fight.
  17. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    It's 2023 fuys, women are in the military too...wouldn't you like to wake up spooning instead?
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.

    Or find him with the barrel of your rifle twelve inches deep up his shithole
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  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's a very manly chin.

    Dont talk about your Mother like that
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Gives an entire new meaning to hot bunking on a submarine.
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