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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Oh I thought it like 3 acres. Don't become Speedy on us and exaggerate the land's cock size.

    It's right there in the Ad...31 of your EARTH acres. (I think, let me check)

    EDIT: GOD DAMMIT THEY DID THE OL SWITCHAROO ON ME 3.3 ACRES....FUCK THAT SHITHOLE!
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  2. #42
    Jesus Christ I bought 5.7 acres 20yrs ago for $35K!
  3. #43
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1/2 of Cali lives in tents too…and have mortgages on them.

    source sneeded once again there are a lot more small towns and stuff where the cost of living isn't insane. That phenomenae is not unique to california at all, look at any major metropolitan area like living in New York, same shit, high taxes, no guns, no weed either.

    But people say you get better goberment benefits so its worth it


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus Christ I bought 5.7 acres 20yrs ago for $35K!

    yeah but you haven't had to pay property tax on that every year and that shit is not cheap. You have to have some kind of income to afford it or else it's just an expense you aren't making money from if you don't have a house on there renting it out.

    I lived in small towns and basically lived in a shammy on someones property so they could pay taxes on it , they were an oldje couple and I was the first person to rent their place in years that wasn't trying to grow weed there so they liked me
  4. #44
    Cali is bankrupt...or as need to it as Wariat is to being a pedo.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by totse2118 yeah but you haven't had to pay property tax on that every year and that shit is not cheap.

    it's cheap as it's out in the countryside...last years tax on it was $900.
  6. #46
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cali is bankrupt…

    meaningless. The system is crashing and burning all over but it will be propped up until it collapses under its own weight

    line go up just print more, borrow more. Build the hash tag biden bullet green express chain across america so I can ride the rails and tour the country FOR FREEE

  7. #47
    Originally posted by totse2118 meaningless.

    Spoken like someone on the gov tit.
  8. #48
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson it's cheap as it's out in the countryside…last years tax on it was $900.

    It must be a shitty place nobody wants to live then. Because making a living from a farm is basically an industrial thing nowadays you might be able to get by selling fruit at the farmers market but they will nickle and dime every peach and pear you sell so you will always be at a competitive disadvantage vs the INDUSTRIAL AGRICULTURE FOOD INDUSTRY

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spoken like someone on the gov tit.

    the government wouldn't exist without stealing money from us all, take whatever you can get while it lasts because it might not last forever
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that and the THIRTY ONE ACRES WITH POND AND MASSIVE HOUSE WITH MASSIVE WORKSHOP! bought for the price of a burger in Cali.

    The pond and burger sound nice?
  10. #50
    Originally posted by totse2118 It must be a shitty place nobody wants to live then.



    It backed onto 10,000 acres of national forest...isn't far from Lake Conroe and I get calls ever week asking if I want to sell (as it's still in my name).

    Stay in your gov housing kid!

    Most of the 5.7 is wooded and so classed as undeveloped land...which means dirt cheap taxes...the homesite gets the homestead exemption of course.
  11. #51
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Do you know how much it costs to feed a pond of nice Koi every year??? Certainly more than $900 I know people that dropped hundreds of dollars just on their pimped out koi ponds with bamboos and the FANCY HIGH CLASS FOOD

    It doesn't last long either those fuckers are hungry

    $120 right there just to have some fishies splash around and once you get them they can live for many seasons so you don't want them to die or that expensive koi you dropped a whole rack on is just wasted money and you gotta fish it out and throw it away and PAY YOUR TRASH COLLECTION YEARLY COLLECTION FEE AND DOn"T FORGET THAT WATER AND TV LICENSE AND YOUR YEARLY INSPECTION FOLKS

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  12. #52
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    It backed onto 10,000 acres of national forest…isn't far from Lake Conroe and I get calls ever week asking if I want to sell (as it's still in my name).

    Stay in your gov housing kid!

    Most of the 5.7 is wooded and so classed as undeveloped land…which means dirt cheap taxes…the homesite gets the homestead exemption of course.

    I used to live in the forest. 10k acres of national forest i.e you're not allowed to do SHIT on it no mineral exploration nothing like that I knew people that owned the mineral rights of their land and used them, you aren't shit pal

  13. #53
    Originally posted by totse2118 Do you know how much it costs to feed a pond of nice Koi every year???

    Fucking lol, only a fancy twat in Cali would fill his pond with Koi instead of carp and catfish...lolol
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  14. #54
    Originally posted by totse2118 I used to live in the forest. 10k acres of national forest i.e you're not allowed to do SHIT on it

    Backed ONTO...my land I could do what the fuck I wanted with it...no restrictions.
  15. #55
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Backed ONTO…my land I could do what the fuck I wanted with it…no restrictions.

    You cannot just do whatever you want on national forest land and if the goberment wanted you out they would shove the money down your throat and tell you to suck it up

  16. #56
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Here's how you feed Koi

  17. #57
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    with penis
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here's what you can get in Tejas for (REVISION) $450k…sitting on 31 acres.

    https://www.har.com/homedetail/6089-texas-hwy-154-s-sulphur-springs-tx-75482/4225271?lid=7748109


    Cool spot but
    Blu-shirts make bout double in Cali than in Texas so ur place is less affordable. and also hella far from the town to go work or do things other than push dirt around and mow you're grass
  19. #59
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Ca has a high population from all the wetbacks, asians and streetshitters pouring in. Pretty sure you can cap a nigga in Texas if he fucking with your car at night, that's a win for me, fuck a nigga.

    Ca has some beautiful areas and some nice weather so I'll give em that. But they got some serious damn property taxes, I don't want to work a second job to pay that shit. I could buy a nice small farm around here for $700K with a nice pond. And who the fuck feeds fish in a farm pond.
  20. #60
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Cool spot but
    Blu-shirts make bout double in Cali than in Texas so ur place is less affordable. and also hella far from the town to go work or do things other than push dirt around and mow you're grass

    Just hop on the Biden Bullet train and ZOOM you're in downtown Houston in a jiffy and ZOOM hit up my favorite Austin strip club THE YELLOW ROSE for lunch
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