2017-05-29 at 6:34 PM UTC
Right on the day after the 1 year anniversary of Harambe's death
2017-05-29 at 8:16 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
No vid of the tiger eating the person??
2017-05-29 at 9:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Memeing_Electron
Right on the day after the 1 year anniversary of Harambe's death
The animals have tapped into the cosmic consciousness that unites non-humans and are fighting back! This is a coordinated attack that has been planned at least since that pivotal moment!
They're taking back the earth!
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2017-05-29 at 9:14 PM UTC
this is ridiculous and not even news worthy.
anyone working around dangerous animals knows to be wary...and for this person to have been killed, its her own fault. animals are stupid and dont know any better.
2017-05-29 at 11:29 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If it were me trapped in there with the tiger, when he leaped at me, I would have run underneath him at lightning speed, turned on a dime, grabbed both his back legs, then piledrived him face-first into the rocky soil. Before he could even have recovered his bearings, I would have delivered a paralyzing chinlock, digging my knee into his back and stretching his neck so hard he could no longer breathe. As I sensed him weakening, I would then grab the tiger in a double chickenwing and position him into a full nelson bomb, where I would finish him with a satisfying crack of his spine over my knee. The rest would just be defurring, cleaning, ziplocks and cleanup. That tiger wouldn't have stood a chance.
2017-05-29 at 11:40 PM UTC
&^do this to a homess persom
