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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Those kind of people should be dragged out behind the shed and shot.

    In the arm with a vax, general speaking, heard keenan
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll take dirt rich over dirt poor any day of the week.

    I'm sure thats what the King of Egypt said when they buried him in gold -kek
  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Uhhhh "I'm a dead king for the past 3000 years.. look at all of this gold.. what a treat.. oh the wealth.. ouch my rotting liver"
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'm sure thats what the King of Egypt said when they buried him in gold -kek

    1. Egypt had Pharaohs not kings.

    2. When they buried them they didn't say shit they were mummies.

    3. You're still a dumbass.
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  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dictionary
    Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
    dirt poor
    /dərt po͝or,pôr/
    adjective
    adjective: dirt poor

    extremely poor.
    "dirt-poor villages"

    so poor you couldnt afford dirt cheap everyday items ?
  6. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 1. Egypt had Pharaohs not kings.

    2. When they buried them they didn't say shit they were mummies.

    3. You're still a dumbass.

    REKD
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yo speedy shut ur bitch ass up before lil sporty puts a cap in yo ass
  8. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Leonardo is greater than a pharoah or a king



    #lilsportyshomelife

    Originally posted by A
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  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 Leonardo is greater than a pharoah or a king



    #lilsportyshomelife

    Ifunny owned by both Will Farrell and his friend Adam McKay but are silent partners. Its a breakoff of Funny or Die.
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 1. Egypt had Pharaohs not kings.

    2. When they buried them they didn't say shit they were mummies.

    3. You're still a dumbass.

    That didn't scare Wonzy.
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Fonzy Wonzy Ponzy Poo
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So far today I have sold 168 all you can eat Friday fish fry dinners. We serve kingklip (Genypterus capensis) hand battered in a made from scratch beer batter that includes 5 gallons of beer in the recipe served with hand cut fries and Mike's own Seattle clam chowder made fresh from scratch every Friday. All in all it's been a good strong Friday to start the weekend with a 10k plus gross today.
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  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    They can go to the local Catholic Church and get a free Friday Fried Fish Lunch

  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey They can go to the local Catholic Church and get a free Friday Fried Fish Lunch


    Yet they still come to my place... Tell us how much that bothers you Pauliwog?
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Probably can't get a cold beer at the church. Some jelly people on here, they just hate seeing someone do good. I don't know Speedy at all but wish him luck with his new business.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Pauliwog only befriends those whom he judges worse off than he. This has lead to his life being slowly circled downwards by those he surrounds himself with. He loathes those who he feels have more success than he. Therefore he has never learned the trick of hanging around with successful people and being move forward by that association.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So far today I have sold 168 all you can eat Friday fish fry dinners. We serve kingklip (Genypterus capensis) hand battered in a made from scratch beer batter that includes 5 gallons of beer in the recipe served with hand cut fries and Mike's own Seattle clam chowder made fresh from scratch every Friday. All in all it's been a good strong Friday to start the weekend with a 10k plus gross today.

    What's the record amount of fishies someone has ate? Do you have a wall of fame? You should add a food challenge to your menu. Maybe you could get BeardMeatsFood to come out to your place and get you a shit ton of publicity.

    Also, you should let me redesign your website. Respectfully, I could make it a lot better. Like for starters when I click to view the menu it just literally reloads the same page I'm already on, and doesn't show a menu. Also there's things on there that are bigger than the screen and run off the sides on mobile anyway. Please will you hire me to do that for you? I could give you an example of how much nicer I could make it.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the record amount of fishies someone has ate? Do you have a wall of fame? You should add a food challenge to your menu. Maybe you could get BeardMeatsFood to come out to your place and get you a shit ton of publicity.

    Also, you should let me redesign your website. Respectfully, I could make it a lot better. Like for starters when I click to view the menu it just literally reloads the same page I'm already on, and doesn't show a menu. Also there's things on there that are bigger than the screen and run off the sides on mobile anyway. Please will you hire me to do that for you? I could give you an example of how much nicer I could make it.

    That website is a joke. It's being demolished soon.

    Most folks don't finish the 1st 3 pieces.
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