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2023-09-07 at 6:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ its 1 am is both bradley and speedy drinking whisky tonight? I like this I'm here for it
im drinking a couple beers and bought a half ounce of weed on a deal for 80, expected shittier than usual weed, gave me teh same shit he always do, and 80 is a savings of like idk 20 bucks or so, he wants me to start buying bulk and i want him to stop coming over with good deals
then i drank uh 6 beers so far i got two left but idk maybe im getting really stoned
and ya speedy parker is basically a cowboy minus the cow mentally and i enjoy being honest with him about my observations, funny enough eh also enjoys being honest with me about his opinions on me. It's like a handshake, we both stroke each other, -
2023-09-07 at 6:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do all those fantasies about a stranger on the internet help you to cope with the train wreck that dropped out you're mother's gash which you call life?
No, not really. The weed and beer dont help as much as one would think. I just kinda look around and talk shit for fun and then tell everyone around me every detail about my life and wait for comments that make me chuckle.
You, get all like butthurt about it
call me a faggot bro it is what it is, i'm also bald, look like homer simpson, in community college at 30 years old,can't own a firearm, talk kinda funny, wear big shoes, got a big dick and don't really wanna be that close to anyone, poor, using the government to live off of, have a bag of dirty laundry and I got like 20 friends despite knowing hundreds of people, I also go fishing and don't catch much worth eating.
Youre teh shit compared to me, a veteran, rich, i wouldn't say intelligent but smart enough to barely get by without a problem, owner of a beautiful ass bar, have a family, cars, and property to live in.
I'm just some nigger on the internet bro, don't get it twisted I'm me BradleyB not the greatest, i just like talking shit and i think ur no nose is a little funny and the 2 mugshots we got of u i kinda lol at that shit too.
welcome to the totse community this is the point of our hourly connecting reunions o and suck a dick u fat ugly fuck i bet u got way more problems than i do, using government assisgance to buy businesses and shit, like ya u r fucking smarter than me at conning, but u also r a no nose pice of shit don't forget that, looking like fat gandalf if he couldn't fix his nose.
n if u don't like it speedy parker, just ignore me like 10% of our community do where they don't respond at all, do that bother me, kinda sometimes but not really, n they aint bitch about shit and threaten to put me int he slammer & hurt me for what giving u fucking money
yteah ur gonna have a real successful business i can see it already
didn't they beat ur ass in that bar 4 years ago leading to the mugshot
i'm sure u got healthier and better looking since then, but are afraid to drop a picture on our forum
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2023-09-07 at 6:49 AM UTC
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2023-09-07 at 6:51 AM UTC
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2023-09-07 at 6:54 AM UTCno you didn't or frala would never have nosed her way in
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2023-09-07 at 7:01 AM UTCI told this sexy handiman if he fucks up my new lock system I bought, it was already fucked up to begin with, and like the way i said it is in spanish
REMEMBER
YOU FUCK THAT DOOR HANDLE UP, remember it was fucked up before and don't worry abo
motherucker looked at me like I was gonna say responsible or like ur on the line to fix it now, i told that motherfucker if it worked I wouldn't have you workin on it, so it went from not working to not working, cool, don't feel bad, life be like dat. -
2023-09-07 at 11:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley didn't they beat ur ass in that bar 4 years ago leading to the mugshot
i'm sure u got healthier and better looking since then, but are afraid to drop a picture on our forum
k u old fuckin retard
Four on one and they sought the protection orders. Tell me who got their ass beat. The only blow landed on me was a pool cue the 4th guy used to hit me in the side of the head from my six. That is the black eye in the picture. And that was just 30 days after compression fractures in the thoracic region of my spine. When four guys beat up one guy the one guy doesn't get charged with 3 counts of assault with a deadly weapon.
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2023-09-07 at 1:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Toy Run is what it is called fagit. These kids pass the toys up and go straight for things like hats, coats, gloves, socks, and other necessities there parents can't afford.
srsly ?
there re people who cant afford these things for their kids in the US of A ?
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2023-09-07 at 1:41 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-07 at 3:30 PM UTC
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2023-09-07 at 4:39 PM UTC
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2023-09-07 at 4:45 PM UTCIt's when your life revolves around dirt. You live in a hut made from dirt. You eat dirt sandwiches and dirt soup. You drink mud. Your entertainment is picking up piles of dirt and moving them around. You don't own clothes you just cake your body in dirt. Etc.
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2023-09-07 at 4:46 PM UTCmud pies are quite delicious if properly seasoned
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2023-09-07 at 4:47 PM UTCI was dirt poor as a kid Vinny, most in Appalachia dirt poor in those days. Ate lots of beans and taters and usually got 1 Christmas present each year. Didn't kill me or bother me because all the other kids poor also.
I've a pretty good life now and my kids had it lots better from my hard work. Anyone can do better in America if they willing to work for it.
Anyway I wish Speedy good luck. Lots of old guys sell their business because they ready to retire and relax. My uncle started the first burglar/fire alarm business where he lived, built it up and made a boatload of money. When he retired he basically gave it to a guy that worked for him so it doesn't surprise me Speedy may have got a good deal. -
2023-09-07 at 4:47 PM UTCOnly form of seasoning you have is just more dirt
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2023-09-07 at 4:48 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-07 at 4:51 PM UTCBeans and fried taters still one of my favorites. I had it better than the kids with drunk parents.
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2023-09-07 at 4:54 PM UTCBack in my day beans and taters were a once every leap year treat followed by a good thrashing for dessert.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-07 at 5:02 PM UTCI really feel sorry for some of our poor today. Must be hard sitting in gov housing playing XBox on a big flat screen. Fucking Biden needs to send them a bonus check to buy a new Playstation and extra TV.
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2023-09-07 at 5:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb I really feel sorry for some of our poor today. Must be hard sitting in gov housing playing XBox on a big flat screen. Fucking Biden needs to send them a bonus check to buy a new Playstation and extra TV.
..and using their Iphone 14s to complain about their poverty on twitterXThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
