Why is everyone dying between the ages 30-55 these days?

1. 2023-09-06 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #141
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   "UK's fattest man weighing 47 stone complains new diet infringes his human rights. Jason Holton, 32, is currently being looked after at the expense of the NHS in a private care home after escaping death following a series of mini strokes earlier this year."
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • jerryb, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2023-09-06 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #142
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 i live off crackers and cocaine

   
   Sweet Jane lives off of reds, vitamin C, and cocaine. You know, she lost her sparkle, she isn't the same. What in the world ever happened to her?
3. 2023-09-06 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #143
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   At 700 pounds, it would have been years since he's been able to reach his own asshole to wipe it.
   
   "Honey? Would you mind wiping my ass again?"
4. 2023-09-06 at 11:01 PM UTC

   #144
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At 700 pounds, it would have been years since he's been able to reach his own asshole to wipe it.
   
   "Honey? Would you mind wiping my ass again?"

   
   3000 psi sprayer should handle it. Or run him thru a big truck wash, bet he takes a dump 20 times a day with all that food going thru him.
5. 2023-09-06 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #145
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Massive amounts of shit flakes.
6. 2023-09-06 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #146
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   less cheeseburger, more cocaine!
   
   
7. 2023-09-07 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #147
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The UK’s fattest man had to be hoisted from his home by crane — after being trapped inside for six years as his weight ballooned to 700 pounds, according to a report.
   
   Jason Holton, 30, was finally lifted to safety from his third-story apartment in Camberley, Surrey, in a rescue mission that took seven hours with more than 30 firefighters to complete.
   
   

   
   what exactly will happen to him now though?
   why did he wait so long? who paid for his rent?
8. 2023-09-07 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #148
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey wrong. The new 20s are coming out. Black woman on it.

   
   thats the props they give out to pacify gullible people like you from asking too much questions.
9. 2023-09-07 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #149
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey what exactly will happen to him now though?
   why did he wait so long? who paid for his rent?

   
   He'll get bigger and then pop, spraying his guts all over the room. The person who was attending his feeding hole for years will pay his rent.
10. 2023-09-07 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats the props they give out to pacify gullible people like you from asking too much questions.

    
    well. hell when 2030 comes along and it hasn't been done yet. FLMAO. What do you think will happen? nothing?
11. 2023-09-07 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #151
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The person who was attending his feeding hole for years will pay his rent.

    
    His Mom?
12. 2023-09-07 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #152
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey well. hell when 2030 comes along and it hasn't been done yet. FLMAO. What do you think will happen? nothing?

    
    Same thing they did when their Global Cooling hoax was found out. They'll just switch tracks and segue into yet another hoax.
13. 2023-09-07 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #153
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey well. hell when 2030 comes along and it hasn't been done yet. FLMAO. What do you think will happen? nothing?

    
    by 2028 the US would have already prolapsed economically
14. 2023-09-07 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #154
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sweet Jane lives off of reds, vitamin C, and cocaine. You know, she lost her sparkle, she isn't the same. What in the world ever happened to her?

    
    They should bring back Reds