AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Big sign on it said FREEE!!!! So I toss it in the back of my truck and took it home. Full of CLEAN oil and a full tank of gas and it started on the second pull way cool. Then the smoke starts man the thing was smoking like crazy oil was dripping out the muffler. Ha, I know what's wrong I pull the air enhancement cover off and see that some dumb ass crushed the enhancement and the enhancement was totally clogged with oil. So I cleaned everything and put a new enhancement in and the thing runs perfect. 14 dollars for a enhancement and some time and now I have a nice self propelled mower that I needed. My old mower works fine but it's not self propelled and my back yard is a on a hill so it's a real bitch especially since I'm an old fuck now. Best free thing I have gotten in awhile.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
gettin old do suck,, I gotta cut and load 5 cord of wood this week in a tall truck,, then I gotta unload it and cut it some more then split it then toss it then stack it then carry it in the house for the next 9 months
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya I burn wood to I have my guy dump the wood in the way back yard in the spring and let it dry out. Now I load it up in my truck and stack it next to my house on pallets its good to get air flow around the wood so it can dry out better. Fuck I'm stoned. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??