Picked up a road side mower today.

1. 2023-09-02 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Big sign on it said FREEE!!!!
   So I toss it in the back of my truck and took it home.
   Full of CLEAN oil and a full tank of gas and it started on the second pull way cool.
   Then the smoke starts man the thing was smoking like crazy oil was dripping out the muffler.
   Ha, I know what's wrong I pull the air enhancement cover off and see that some dumb ass crushed the enhancement and the enhancement was totally clogged with oil.
   So I cleaned everything and put a new enhancement in and the thing runs perfect.
   14 dollars for a enhancement and some time and now I have a nice self propelled mower that I needed.
   My old mower works fine but it's not self propelled and my back yard is a on a hill so it's a real bitch especially since I'm an old fuck now.
   Best free thing I have gotten in awhile.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
2. 2023-09-02 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   gettin old do suck,, I gotta cut and load 5 cord of wood this week in a tall truck,, then I gotta unload it and cut it some more then split it then toss it then stack it then carry it in the house for the next 9 months
3. 2023-09-03 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya I burn wood to I have my guy dump the wood in the way back yard in the spring and let it dry out.
   Now I load it up in my truck and stack it next to my house on pallets its good to get air flow around the wood so it can dry out better.
   Fuck I'm stoned.
   HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
4. 2023-09-03 at 12:22 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Pallets are free and a good source of kindling grab them while you can man.
5. 2023-09-03 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I have at least 150 pallets here at home already
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion
6. 2023-09-03 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Sometimes I put signs that say free on stuff, drag it to the road and wait for my boy to come by and get his free lawn mower.
   
   Sometimes I'm the driver. It's a very easy hustle.
   
   
   
   bring it to the curb then it's garbage
7. 2023-09-03 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   "i'm the one who has to do all the thinking" - Ricky
8. 2023-09-03 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   and if it's on the curb i'm not stealing, he's not stealing, no one's stealing anything, we're taking free garbage.
9. 2023-09-03 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley "i'm the one who has to do all the thinking" - Ricky

   
   You make Ricky look smart
10. 2023-09-03 at 5:04 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Pallets are free and a good source of kindling grab them while you can man.

    
    industrial pallets are sprayed with loads of every commercial insecticide available and burning them releases carcinogens.
    
    whens the last time you see termites infesting moderately used pallets.
    
    thats right.
11. 2023-09-03 at 5:05 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You make Ricky look smart

    
    you make breadley looks straight.
12. 2023-09-03 at 5:28 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you make breadley looks straight.

    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.

13. 2023-09-03 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation
14. 2023-09-03 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation

    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.

15. 2023-09-04 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation

16. 2023-09-04 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    Someone can't deal with their own hypocrisy...
17. 2023-09-04 at 4:31 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    someone lacks the witt to deal with others hypocrisy
18. 2023-09-04 at 4:33 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny someone lacks the witt to deal with others hypocrisy

    
    Someone confuses lack of wit with lack of giving a shit
19. 2023-09-04 at 4:40 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    someone does a poor attempt at camoflaging his care with not caring
20. 2023-09-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny someone does a poor attempt at camoflaging his care with not caring

    
    Ya, you got me...