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  1. When Eskimos get old and useless, they wait until the wee hours of the morning, when everyone is asleep, and then go for a long walk naked. The family eventually finds them out there frozen like a statue, then they thaw him out and eat him. The circle of life is completed.
  2. Bradley Black Hole
    hatin on a nigga who got it like dat
  3. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A communist shithole that needs to be nuked by the glorious Communist Jeff Hunter Lannyist militia

    So I drove to the top of Grizzly Peak and stared down over the cities by the bay. towering over the highest Skyscrapers it has to offer and view the beautiful "indian Rocks" that stands proudly near by.

    a billionaire view for the common person with a car or willing to hike to its peak and see the fogbank from afar

    yeah. what a real "shit-hole" this place is. give me a break. sure the politicians are cunts but I believe we share a commonality among most metros when it comes to corrupted politicians and such.
  4. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When Eskimos get old and useless, they wait until the wee hours of the morning, when everyone is asleep, and then go for a long walk naked. The family eventually finds them out there frozen like a statue, then they thaw him out and eat him. The circle of life is completed.

    Is that the men? I was told they cut a piece of sheet ice from the waters edge and float the old woman "Eskimo Babushka" and push them out for the polar bears to get to
  5. Big Sur
    Lil' Sir
  6. Originally posted by Pete Green Is that the men? I was told they cut a piece of sheet ice from the waters edge and float the old woman "Eskimo Babushka" and push them out for the polar bears to get to

    Nothing is wasted in Eskimo tradition.
  7. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nothing is wasted in Eskimo tradition.

    use grandma for food
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Taking a break from washing mugs and putting them back in the freezer. Sold a half keg of draft already on a Thursday.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Taking a break from washing mugs and putting them back in the freezer. Sold a half keg of draft already on a Thursday.

    I hope you used a sock and stood at the bar while someone comes in depressed and broken and you give them life changing advice and bartender wisdom and they have a revelation and leave a giant tip and run out and say THANKS and you don't know what you said that struck them so deeply and say "uhhh your welcome?"
  10. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Fucking a nigger.
  11. Originally posted by Pete Green use grandma for food

    Can also make lamp shades and gloves out of her.
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Taking a break from washing mugs and putting them back in the freezer. Sold a half keg of draft already on a Thursday.

    Did you wash your own mug?
  13. Originally posted by WellHung Fucking a nigger.

    mommmy
  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can also make lamp shades and gloves out of her.

    Hitlers nazis did with Jewish people. as sick as that is I guess it's possible. but I was just following the script of "nothing goes to waste". I was reflecting your line of thought and reasoning. nothing goes to waste. Grandma was rundown by Santa's Reindeer so we made polar bear food out of her
  15. The older ones have thicker skin, like leather.
  16. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Hitler would have been good as an architect and not a leader. He had a passion for Roman-Greco Architech and not People. he destroyed Hamburg and Dresden by proxy of making the Brits and Americans do so.

    at the end of the war too with just hours before the official German surrender. Killing 3x as many Germans as those who died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. the forgotten firebombing that killed nearly a million German citizens in just 1 day.

    Not a Single Hollywood film about this. Some TV movies but they suck and lack the intensity of it.
  17. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The older ones have thicker skin, like leather.

    OK weird and perverted in a way to point that out but I mean thicker skin because of the stress of the bitter cold. its probably Callus from the frost bites from day to day?
  18. Originally posted by Pete Green OK weird and perverted in a way to point that out but I mean thicker skin because of the stress of the bitter cold. its probably Callus from the frost bites from day to day?

    Some are so thick you can make boots out of them.
  19. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some are so thick you can make boots out of them.

    no. boots probably take 7 to 8 layers of leather (regardless of the hyde) and glued and stiched as one solid layer. That's just nonesense.

    next you will say a pair of chaps or jacket.
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