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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Sweating, wheezing, and feeling extremely disoriented & fatigued. I can handle the cold like an Eskimo... but high heat and humidity causes me to melt into a puddle on the ground.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung If it's 90° here right now with a heat index of 112… Houston, Texas must literally feel like hell on Earth.

    i miss you :*
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i have ragweed allergies HOLD ME
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would it involve running a geriatric daycare center?

    yes, lemme just say it was a dry shitty day and then I fixed the well pump by replacing it and then it was a less dry less shitty day.
    shitty being the key word.
    when a grown ass man takes a grown ass shit in his pants at night then rolls around in it all night and gets up and wonders through the house like nothing is wrong,, oh and the dumb cocksucker thinks its cool the wear skinnyish jeans to bed that he can get out of on a good day and you find this out an hr after he goes to take care of his situation and then you have to tell him to pull em up and wait for me to drive 2 hrs to get a pump for the well but the overnight adult diapers are hanging out the top of said pants and you have to tell him to pull em down and stuff the shit bag back in the pants and sit outside till you get back to fix the well only to find out you have to go get pluming parts to hook up the well and then after 45 min at the local hardware store you have to drive 1.5 hrs to home depo and back to fix the well,, then you have to watch the fucker load the washer to heavy with total disregard for how its going to work over stuffed.
    I smelled shit for the whole day like he wass sitting next to me even when i was 40 miles away I still smelled shit.. cought the dog eating shit spots over by his chair,, I looked at him and he was like OH SHIT and I said to him good boy you eat all the shit you want to buddy,, he wagged his faggot tail and went back to eating shit......


    on a better note no shit this am and no shit smell as well in the house but Ive been cleaning more in the last 20 hrs than Ive cleaned in the last 5 years...

    today I'm taking him to the VA and dropping him off with orders he cant come back till he can get up off the floor and also get out of bed to go shit or at least right after he knows he shat.. I got no place for a shit wallower in my domicile
  5. Originally posted by WellHung If it's 90° here right now with a heat index of 112… Houston, Texas must literally feel like hell on Earth.

    The roads are melting
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to run to the post office before work …
    I am my father ….
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 how tf did he hack a infowars banner into the webpage unless you were fucking with the inspect html shit like some kinda autist??? fuck that's pretty funny lmao 100% this guy is a shit troll ever since his greenspam days lets not forget folx…











    go lay down, pauliwog

    reddit and pol lmao you don't know shit about the internet, you are too skitzo and low IQ to get it. I 'm just a retarded junkie with brain damage but even i'm able to scrapethis much togehter while you live in LALA land

    you've lived through the ups an downs and sideways of teh modern computing and I wish you were popular in real life and had cool knowledge and experience you could share or even a willingness to learn or do more than ACCUSE INNOCENT RANDOM USERS OF BBS OF CRIEMS!! *HMPHF!*



    *does a one middle finger salute to jeff hunter burning the american flag and using a time portal to blow up the world trade centers*

    this is for officer agent peter green of the san fransisco FBI field office
  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Bout to hop in the shower
  9. Originally posted by Loing Bout to hop in the shower

    Can't you just walk into the shower like everyone else?
  10. Loing African Astronaut
    Hopped out
  11. Loing African Astronaut
    Loing hops everywere
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  12. Pete Green African Astronaut
    its comfie here.

    warm, much less humid than it was during the tropical storm and a nice breeze.

    but yeah, "California is such a hell hole"

    sure whatever
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Pete Green but yeah, "California is such a hell hole"

    sure whatever

    A communist shithole that needs to be nuked by the glorious Communist Jeff Hunter Lannyist militia
  14. Loing African Astronaut
    Hop around going loing loing loing thats the sound I make when I hop
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT yes, lemme just say it was a dry shitty day and then I fixed the well pump by replacing it and then it was a less dry less shitty day.
    shitty being the key word.
    when a grown ass man takes a grown ass shit in his pants at night then rolls around in it all night and gets up and wonders through the house like nothing is wrong,, oh and the dumb cocksucker thinks its cool the wear skinnyish jeans to bed that he can get out of on a good day and you find this out an hr after he goes to take care of his situation and then you have to tell him to pull em up and wait for me to drive 2 hrs to get a pump for the well but the overnight adult diapers are hanging out the top of said pants and you have to tell him to pull em down and stuff the shit bag back in the pants and sit outside till you get back to fix the well only to find out you have to go get pluming parts to hook up the well and then after 45 min at the local hardware store you have to drive 1.5 hrs to home depo and back to fix the well,, then you have to watch the fucker load the washer to heavy with total disregard for how its going to work over stuffed.
    I smelled shit for the whole day like he wass sitting next to me even when i was 40 miles away I still smelled shit.. cought the dog eating shit spots over by his chair,, I looked at him and he was like OH SHIT and I said to him good boy you eat all the shit you want to buddy,, he wagged his faggot tail and went back to eating shit……


    on a better note no shit this am and no shit smell as well in the house but Ive been cleaning more in the last 20 hrs than Ive cleaned in the last 5 years…

    today I'm taking him to the VA and dropping him off with orders he cant come back till he can get up off the floor and also get out of bed to go shit or at least right after he knows he shat.. I got no place for a shit wallower in my domicile

    Why are you nursing a grown man like ur his resentful gay husband? I mean like whats the backstory there?
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  16. Originally posted by Loing Hop around going loing loing loing thats the sound I make when I hop

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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Why are you nursing a grown man like ur his resentful gay husband? I mean like whats the backstory there?

    I'm not nursing him, I'm telling him what his next move is to complete typical tasks in an attempt to help him get back to normalish condition.
    he has no one that could or would help him at this point of his life and he would do it for me if the rolls were reversed.

    back story is 15 years living together and he moved in to help me out after a stay in the hospital he worked with me for many years till he just couldnt work without fucking himself up trying to do to much to prove his worth. then I let him stay and got him started on his ssi and he paid me back when he got his back pay, he ownes 1/3rd of this house and property, not on paper buy in reality.
    even tho I see a not very good future for him I'm not an asshole to good people so I'm doing my part to try and get him back in shape to survive up here in the winter or i'll get him into some other living arrangements so he can continue to live.

    My Karma is good and I make it a point to always remember the several decades my Karma wasnt so good even after I stopped doing harm it took years to even out.
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Loing Hop around going loing loing loing thats the sound I make when I hop

    You would make a great HoP - Head of Personnel
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  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i miss you :*

    I miss you more.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sweating, wheezing, and feeling extremely disoriented & fatigued. I can handle the cold like an Eskimo… but high heat and humidity causes me to melt into a puddle on the ground.

    i lov you
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