2023-08-18 at 9:59 AM UTC
Just checked some crazy nigga like a box…I must be getting to sleep tho…the clock tocks ❤️
2023-08-18 at 1:06 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
had to chase a bear off my trash trailer last night,, then I jumped in my truck and tried to run him down but he got to the trees before I could hit him,,, but he knew I was cummin fur his ass
2023-08-18 at 1:11 PM UTC
Cumming in a bears ass would be a true beta move
2023-08-18 at 3:23 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by POLECAT
you suck at stalking that post was a week ago
It takes that long for him to form a reply.
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2023-08-18 at 3:31 PM UTC
Speaking of which.
Woman goes to the doctors...
Woman "Doctor, can you take a look at my head, it's very itchy and it feels like there might be a growth on there"
The doctor looks and says "Hmmm that is strange, it looks like there is a sandy patch like a small beach on your head...come back in a week"
A week passes and the woman goes back to the doctor
Doctor examines here head "Well I've never seen anything like this...now besides the beach are grassy sand dunes and clear blue waves...come back again next week"
Another week passes and the woman goes back to the doctors
"Doctor, it's really becoming unbearable please do something"
Doctor looks at her head again "Well! now there is a deck chair and sun umbrella on the beach and a small table with an exotic drink sitting on it...I have no idea what this could be I've never seen anything like it...come back next week and I'm sure I'll know what it is"
For the 4th week the woman arrives at the doctors and he examine her head, this time he finds the beach scene now also has a couple of coconut trees and he can hear some Hawaiian music playing when he puts his ear near to it. \
"Ah ha! I know what it is" says the doctor.
The women pleads "Please doctor what is it I've been so worried"
"It's a beauty Spot!" says the doctor.
Wahh wahh Wahhhhhhhhh.
2023-08-18 at 3:36 PM UTC
A woman goes to the doctor complaining about a bunch of useless skin hanging around the outside of her vagina, the doctor says "Yes, we call that the woman".
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