I was at the beach parking lot and sunburned and saw a bunch of people and they were all naked so I took off my clothes and walked onto the parking lot and my feet really burned, and this really hot guy told me to put my sandals back on and i was really confused and he gave me his and they were the same as mine, and everyone started staring at me cuz i was the only white person out of 50 people and i had this massive erection so I started dancing and everyone was happy.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I dunno but I just woke us both us p and woke up like an anime girl in shinrjukyo who Akira your throat and says WANNA TRY AGAIN
I was already awake, you just happened to be having a spooky dream and scream out a whole ass sentence as I laid there in the dark.
I won't type out all my dream just the end, it was that I was in an airport and a passenger sitting on an airport bench by a door started talking to me, but the bench and passenger were both hologram advertisements to trick passengers into thinking they were having a conversation with a real person. So now I'm wondering what is preventing this from happening in future?
Dreamt I was staying at house with my family in the countryside and hated it, red carpet with stains, early 2000s furniture, TV and computer. Office was in the living room so how could I focus with TV. There was a pigeon that kept coming in the window repeating the same movements. I wanted to keep it as a pet. Kids bedroom reminded me of 80s, those bright primary colours. Was sitting at desk then looked out window, tried to take photo but couldn't bcus it was haunted. I only got a photo of a baby's face and the rest of the window was blurred. Looked outside again and daffodils were growing the wrong way, sideways toward the window. Find my family were about to have dinner. The room is big you can see red bricks same dining table from childhood dark brown same dining cloth white. Sister screams looks up and I see a ladder attic she moved the dining table. Argument about going home but I don't want to leave them there. I go to get water and it's green. Sister screams again. Says she sees the baby in the wall. I look and see there's just a smiley face drawing on one of the bricks. There's also a door and the ghosts are about to come out it. Door has a blurred window and round knob. I look out the window to try and figure out where we are. In the countryside and close to home but I don't know the way home from here. Ghosts come with knives and they want one of us to butcher and take back with them. The ghosts look like Simpsons characters. I end up fighting them off even though I don't have weapons but turn it around so they are no longer hostile.
had a dream that I was able to run around on all fours and it was extremely fast and more comfortable than running upright
thought I woke up and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard. turned out I was still asleep. woke up for real and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard.
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Originally posted by aldra
had a dream that I was able to run around on all fours and it was extremely fast and more comfortable than running upright
thought I woke up and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard. turned out I was still asleep. woke up for real and told my girlfriend about it and she called me a retard.
That's the ideal form for chasing women at night.
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