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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Douglas wasn't a bad kid he just made bad choices.

    And legendary dogs. I think he would be proud to make his recipes OPEN SOURCE and just wanted the world to experience his culinary autistic masterpiece creations

    I've never seen a sheboygan weiner but they seem to be pretty big name like i could probably order them if i wantyed, they seem to be an internationally reknown dawg

  2. also you could probably get captain falcon and helladamleet the admin of newtotse to suicide if their arch nemesis Bill Krozby came back from the dead and Bill Krozbydogs became a menu Item they would NEVER fucking live it down if Bill Krozbydogs actually worked

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?

    He's not lazy for not having $100k+, he's just an idiot for sharing his dream with us like any of us care what a piece of shit heroin addict rapist wants from life, other than how many different ways we can make fun of him for wanting to run a shitty hotdog stand.




  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ›

    Those are good but these are way better.



    https://sahlen.com/product/natural-casing-pork-beef-hot-dogs/
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've told many if the departed young dipshits here the same thing over the years. Where are they now? Gone, all gone.


    Anyhow back on topic. Here's a sample of half the menu, I can't be assed to edit the other pages for security.


    How come the first page (The only one I looked at) has font running into images, and half the foods are capitalized and the other half of entrees don't use any capital letters, lol, how come when you buy a steak, it doesn't display what kind of steak or the size?

    Lol.

    congrats on your shit hole diner, you're the perfect owner we were hoping to meet.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    What's your Friday/Saturday night daily specials like? You do fish frys and prime rib (respectively)
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley How come the first page (The only one I looked at) has font running into images, and half the foods are capitalized and the other half of entrees don't use any capital letters, lol, how come when you buy a steak, it doesn't display what kind of steak or the size?

    Lol.

    congrats on your shit hole diner, you're the perfect owner we were hoping to meet.

    This is very unprofessional now that you mention it.
  7. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Avocado Toast Avo..Av Av.. Avocado//////TOAST

    Ad Bacon


    Ad ad ADD BACON


    ad 7 dolla's Mo!


    av av Avocado Toast


  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Speedy, so does the non-binary restrooms have stalls? Were you going to put a glory hole in one or were you wanting one of us to do it?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley How come the first page (The only one I looked at) has font running into images, and half the foods are capitalized and the other half of entrees don't use any capital letters, lol, how come when you buy a steak, it doesn't display what kind of steak or the size?

    Lol.

    congrats on your shit hole diner, you're the perfect owner we were hoping to meet.

    It literally says the steak and the size... or am I misinterpreting something?
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley How come the first page (The only one I looked at) has font running into images, and half the foods are capitalized and the other half of entrees don't use any capital letters, lol, how come when you buy a steak, it doesn't display what kind of steak or the size?

    Lol.

    congrats on your shit hole diner, you're the perfect owner we were hoping to meet.

    Are you blind?
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Can I order one of those brisket sandwiches to go
  12. Originally posted by Bradley How come the first page (The only one I looked at) has font running into images, and half the foods are capitalized and the other half of entrees don't use any capital letters, lol, how come when you buy a steak, it doesn't display what kind of steak or the size?

    Lol.

    congrats on your shit hole diner, you're the perfect owner we were hoping to meet.

    nah the menu is mostly fine with just some small issues, using clip art or free pictures is common enough tat I don't think you can really criticize it. Pull up any menu from any local place it will be the same deal
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Can I order one of those brisket sandwiches to go

    We have a full carry out menu and catering. How many do you plan on serving?
  14. JUST MYSELF AND IM FAT AS FUCK and have THE ETERNAL HUNGER
  15. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› also you could probably get captain falcon and helladamleet the admin of newtotse to suicide if their arch nemesis Bill Krozby came back from the dead and Bill Krozbydogs became a menu Item they would NEVER fucking live it down if Bill Krozbydogs actually worked






    Did Helladamnleet write and sing this?
  16. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker We have a full carry out menu and catering. How many do you plan on serving?

    You need a delivery person
  17. Originally posted by Pete Green Did Helladamnleet write and sing this?

    no its was captain paaki
  18. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› no its was captain paaki

    Falco?
  19. yes he paid a dude on fiver in like 20015 to make that song
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› and then you looked at the price it costs per box im assuming and went "oh fuck , yeah nevermind"

    I mean we all would like to sell wings for 50c im sure but I feel like most of the time places only do that on special because it brings in a crowd so it doesn't matter what you sell the wings for if you can 2x profit the entire night just by getting them in the door even if you "lose money" on the wings

    like if you are just selling them essentially what you paid, It would make sense. I never see wing deals at any local joints I would probably take my girl out more if restaurants weren't so kiked . All the cheap bars closed during covid :(

    Even at 50 per the cost is only 34%
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