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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker tldr
  2. Pete Green African Astronaut
    "WITH BACON 7.00" NOT ADD BACON 7 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT IMPLIES 7 more dollars
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  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Repeating yourself, the sure fire sign a cuck admits defeat. Now post some gifs too! CRAWL AWAY LIKE THE RAT YOU ARE YOU CAn"T ADMIT DEFEAT WITH HONOR LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green "WITH BACON 7.00" NOT ADD BACON 7 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT IMPLIES 7 more dollars

    Shut up. Just really shut up.
  5. Pete Green African Astronaut
    "Add bacon: $2 more" is what most menus would state
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Ad bacon $2 more is what most menus would state

    Ad bacon? Is that advertising bacon?
  7. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shut up. Just really shut up.

    You're only causing confusion for your paying customers
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  8. Originally posted by Pete Green "WITH BACON 7.00" NOT ADD BACON 7 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT IMPLIES 7 more dollars

    yup. It's a very simple not a big deal thing that I took time out of my day to actually point out and he sticks his fingers in his ears and acts like a bitch lmao

    HAVE FUN IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY!!! "The customer is always right!, except when they are WRONG and a MORON"

    quote from my old boss.
  9. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ad bacon? Is that advertising bacon?

    I corrected it.. look again
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Warning: This bacon is for advertising purposes only. Not intended for human consumption.
  11. Migh Houston
    The yield curve is inverted though!
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Meh
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  13. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› yup. It's a very simple not a big deal thing that I took time out of my day to actually point out and he sticks his fingers in his ears and acts like a bitch lmao

    HAVE FUN IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY!!! "The customer is always right!, except when they are WRONG and a MORON"

    quote from my old boss.

    He doesn't want to hear us because "Were jealous
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  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Warning: This bacon is for advertising purposes only. Not intended for human consumption.

    No "edited marker" because I corrected my spelling errors fast enough before you pointed it out
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  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ad bacon? Is that advertising bacon?

    POinting out spelling mistakes holy shit lmrao he's SOOOOO MAD



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shut up. Just really shut up.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA literally melting down because mr perfect can't admit his menu is a little janky even after I said it's basically 99% perfect with a very few minor things and pointed them out

    NOEP NOEP!!! Tl;DR YOUR CLEARLY ALL JEALOUS OF ME.. fucking lol the ass pain is real in space folkx?! this dude's temperment in hospitality service sounds like it will be very SPICY

    i'm getting some strong vibes of this type of energy
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  16. TheDarkRodent will cane one of his customers to death within a month.
  17. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € TheDarkRodent will cane one of his customers to death within a month.

    Imagine in like 3 years reading the yelp reviews and seeing all kinds of wild stories from customers. I would actually probably die laughing, my sides would be in orbit. and if he stopped posting here for years but we could just see the bad yelp reviews pile up

    if that ever happens I am dropping everything in my life and going to declare it a holy site. Camping a LEGAL distance away in the woods and making smoke signals to draw in new customers. people will have no idea what the fuck they will be like the owner is a dick but why is that dude saying this is literally the chosen land israel found in the golden plates of mormonism and also he gave the place a pretty good review

    oh yeah I forgot to mention i'm literally a real life food critic btw like i'm actually trying to make a career out of it
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € TheDarkRodent will cane one of his customers to death within a month.

    Roof
  19. add this to the menu

    Originally posted by Ghost I would like William Bill Bill Krozbyby to confirm this menu and add to it. I have gone all way back to 2015 looking for all his posts about recipes for ΚRΞŸΞ– DOGS.

    THE ΚRΞŸΞ– DOG is sauerkraut , mayo, bacon pieces, purple onion, on a sheboigan weiner cooked in Pabst blue ribbon. with a lil spicy sauce/mustard on a poppy seed bun.

    THE DERPADEW Special house sauce made from ketchup, cayane pepper, dukes mayo and lemon juice. Brautwurst on a toasted white bread bun with onion, tomato, some bacon and pickeled carrots on the side



    THE WHIMPY WHIMPER A chili dog with ghost pepper sauce. Its so hot it makes you whimpers..

    WHIMPERS $4 Chili Fries, optional ghost pepper sauce. Same chili that goes on a whimpy whimpers.

    THE SLAM PIG A pulled pork dog, cause it fucking slams

    THE MAL A footlong polish sausage with spicy fried onions because she likes to cry a lot and a generous amount of mayo because nothing says THE MAL like downing 12 inches of meat covered in white sauce.

    THE LIFE AND DEATH DOG An all chicken hotdog with an egg on top, chipotle with black pepper.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I might actually experiment with that Bill Krozby Dog idea. Douglas wasn't a bad kid he just made bad choices.
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