User Controls

The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...

  1. #81
    Originally posted by Bradley no bullshit if i'm ever within an hour of there I will hit you up and come eat and drink a little bit and give u a nice tip while I check out the place (if that's cool)

    the last thing I Would try to do is fuck up another man's money, business or home.

    pee onto the wall of his "spotless" toilets.
  2. #82
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Try it and I'll use your face to clean it up.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Try it and I'll use your face to clean it up.

    you looking at men while they pee.
  4. #84
    Bradley Florida Man
    I generally just piss in the urinals, if you don't have a tiny rice grain sized dick it's pretty easy to aim the hose.
  5. #85
    Bradley Florida Man
    i know damn well you squat when you piss because of that and the lack of infrastructure in Mongolia, and that's kinda bitch shit in my opinion but you gotta work with what you got bro.
  6. #86
    we can just pee on trees
  7. #87
    Bradley Florida Man
    Not in the first world countries, sorry to disappoint. Mongolia is better for your people.
  8. #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i know damn well you squat when you piss because of that and the lack of infrastructure in Mongolia, and that's kinda bitch shit in my opinion but you gotta work with what you got bro.

    He lives in Canada...
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He lives in in my head … sans rent.

    ah sea
  10. #90
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, perhaps you can get your picture taken next to the Navajo Sandstone monolith, upon which it sits.

    LORE UNCLOCKDD!!!!! THE WHAT??!

    I have drafted some designs for floorplans



    and that still leaves room for a brewery/ clandestine space LSD lab in the basement

  11. #91
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ah sea

    Say the simp who follows me and at least two other users daily.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Say the simp who follows me and at least two other users daily.

    at least he's funny like once a week . AT LEAST

    compared to others here I will take that with A THANKFUL THANKS for not being as retarded as someone else AT LEAST
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Say the simp who follows me and at least two other users daily.

    thats not the correct way to use the word "simp".
  14. #94
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not the correct way to use the word "simp".

    it's more correct than others here have used it. The modern gender wars brainwashed retard is "Anyone that isn't sociopathically hostile to women in general"
  15. #95
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Quiet you simp, I'll let you know when you're right.

    simp
    /simp/
    nounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
    a silly or foolish person.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quiet you simp, I'll let you know when you're right.

    simp
    /simp/
    nounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
    a silly or foolish person.

    ↑ outdated and obsolete.

    language evolves and this is the new definition for it.

    https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/simp/

    Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them. Translation? The word simp is meant to troll young men for doing anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.

    consider this free sample.
  17. #97
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ outdated and obsolete.

    language evolves and this is the new definition for it.

    https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/simp/

    Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them. Translation? The word simp is meant to troll young men for doing anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.

    consider this free sample.

    This is your last freebie. From now on if you want my attention you will need to submit a $1000 nonrefundable deposit against future attention from me. Should you desire said attention you will be billed from your deposit the rate of $3 per ASCII character, $4 for a still image, $5 for an animated gif, and $10 PER 5 minutes of video with a minimum charge of $12.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This is your last freebie. From now on if you want my attention you will need to submit a $1000 nonrefundable deposit against future attention from me. Should you desire said attention you will be billed from your deposit the rate of $3 per ASCII character, $4 for a still image, $5 for an animated gif, and $10 PER 5 minutes of video with a minimum charge of $12.

    whats the charge for using unicode characters.
  19. #99
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Questions are free
    Answers are $1.00
    Answers that require thought are $5.00
    Correct answers are $25.00
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    ill be sure to include this on the menu
Jump to Top