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The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...

  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    And you just can't hide it. you're about to lose your mind but you think you like it.
  2. #42
    Another round please and put it on WELL HUNGS tab!
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 Another round please and put it on WELL HUNGS tab!

    Ay men BRUTHER I'll drink to that *plays Rihanna ILL DRINK TO THAT on the jukebox*
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Is that your gang?

    https://desertroadridersmc.com/

    These little dog fucking bitches just went there to antagonize baby boomers. Did this go unchecked?

    I've never patched simp
  5. #45
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never patched simp

    Simp is the guys road name?
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  6. #46
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 im so excited



    wuts with you and fucking dogs

    Dog fucker is just a nickname I have for stereotypical white women who don't breed. Because they're usually fucking their dog.

    My hope is that enough men become dogpilled they'll be ashamed to be seen with their companions in public. At least until it's officially adopted by the LGBTQ community.
  7. #47
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If you were a 37 year old Caucasian woman, would you want to be out alone with your Golden Retriever if you thought people knew what was really going on?
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Dog fucker is just a nickname I have for stereotypical white women who don't breed. Because they're usually fucking their dog.

    My hope is that enough men become dogpilled they'll be ashamed to be seen with their companions in public. At least until it's officially adopted by the LGBTQ community.

    Society washed by gay dogs. You need to phuvk a sheep sheep 🐑🐏
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If your gonna fuck sheep, which is not recommended, don't fuck an ugly one.
  10. #50
    And make sure to do it in the men's room this isn't a good damn whore house you can bring hookers to like a revolving cock carousel HAVE SOME CLASS PEOPLE at least buy her a beer first sheeeeeeash
  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    There is no men's room. There are 2 spotless unisex single occupancy restrooms.
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    hoow progressive conservative


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  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Nothing political to it. That's just the limits of the building. Besides the majority of toilets most of us use have always been single occupancy unisex facilities. What do you think the bathrooms in single family dwellings and apartments are. Not everything has to do with politics, Practicality...
  14. #54
    "early 18th century (in the sense ‘drawing room’): from French salon, from Italian salone ‘large hall’, augmentative of sala ‘hall’."

    The concept of a salone actually started in the home nation of our dear admin LEONARDO aka Lanny

    what d o you expect from the people that invented democracy folks

  15. #55
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nothing political to it. That's just the limits of the building. Besides the majority of toilets most of us use have always been single occupancy unisex facilities. What do you think the bathrooms in single family dwellings and apartments are. Not everything has to do with politics, Practicality…

    That's cool. Even non-binaries can feel welcome. But what do you think of Well Hung coming to Kingman to deflower your butthole?
  16. #56
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    You need to be especially careful about getting cornered in the restroom.
  17. #57
    Non binary ? So that means in allowed to use your bar as a focal point in which to quantify through the Kali yuga 10 ,pppp99999 year eternity cycles and all that good shit

    . Non binary computing . Quantum computers
  18. #58
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I hope totse2k1 burns your shit down and they rule it an arson and you can't get insurance, so you die in poverty. I hope you're there when it happens and smoke inhalation leads to health complications which make the final decade of your life especially miserable. Like, if you had a stroke or something and lost the ability to string a sentence together, the world would improve slightly (and this forum dramatically).
  19. #59
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If your gonna fuck sheep, which is not recommended, don't fuck an ugly one.

    Hey, I had to come back just for this. RULE 1: Dont talk about Patch-Fight Club . Rule 2: Go see Rule 1


    You're a fucking glowie or a stupid mother fucker who thinks because he was a former Prospect that his BOYS at the bar are gonna go to prison or take a life for your bitch ass,

    And you shouldn't think that YOURE the only one who knows MC around here. MOTHER FUCKER

    I DONT DROP NAMES> ALL YOU DO IS BLOW_HARD ABOUT YOUR FED FRIENDS AND YOU RATTING OUT FOR MONEY AND YOU SET FIRES FOR INSURANCE MONEY BUT AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED IN THE 1980S SO STATUTE OF LIMITATION IS UP

    RICO, MOTHER FUCKER.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Meikai I hope totse2k1 burns your shit down and they rule it an arson and you can't get insurance, so you die in poverty. I hope you're there when it happens and smoke inhalation leads to health complications which make the final decade of your life especially miserable. Like, if you had a stroke or something and lost the ability to string a sentence together, the world would improve slightly (and this forum dramatically).

    Thanks for letting me the butthurt I've inflicted upon you runs bone deep.

    Originally posted by Pete Green Hey, I had to come back just for this. RULE 1: Dont talk about Patch-Fight Club . Rule 2: Go see Rule 1


    You're a fucking glowie or a stupid mother fucker who thinks because he was a former Prospect that his BOYS at the bar are gonna go to prison or take a life for your bitch ass,

    And you shouldn't think that YOURE the only one who knows MC around here. MOTHER FUCKER

    I DONT DROP NAMES> ALL YOU DO IS BLOW_HARD ABOUT YOUR FED FRIENDS AND YOU RATTING OUT FOR MONEY AND YOU SET FIRES FOR INSURANCE MONEY BUT AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED IN THE 1980S SO STATUTE OF LIMITATION IS UP

    RICO, MOTHER FUCKER.

    1. Never even been a hang around buttercup. I've had various business dealings with several clubs (1%) in multiple states over the years and know the culture from perspective you can't imagine.

    2. See reply to previous victim.
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