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The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Folks, perhaps you can get your picture taken next to the Navajo Sandstone monolith, upon which it sits.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Niglets??
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    L
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I personally will be going there incognegro to do some surveying within a couple weeks of the operation going forward.

    realistically he's unlikeable and is gonna run this establishment into the ground in 6 months to a year, probably end up living in it.
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Won't matter

    Money will be worthless if the heads of banks don't try and destroy the brics before it becomes a popular trend of stability in the eyes of consumers

    Well all have worthless assets.

    Investing in real estate might be the answer however property taxes might make it difficult to hold onto

    Also people can pay back taxes and take ownership in some states
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    Is the name settled????? I'm thinking about opening one myself, what should I theme it pops?
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, perhaps you can get your picture taken next to the Navajo Sandstone monolith, upon which it sits.

    Universe comes together

    Saw the boat ride on tv of the Navajo Sandstones

    It then tries to turn 180 in a tight narrowing before heading back
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ Is the name settled????? I'm thinking about opening one myself, what should I theme it pops?

    Canadian Troon Saloon?
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Public displays of jealousy
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    Originally posted by Pete Green Canadian Troon Saloon?

    How about "Paul Woznys Grave"

    or 'Scrambled Brains and Spam' The Greenspam Experience

    where the featured attraction of the ba' is the chained up madman in a cage who which the bar was built around
    oh man this is just like my fort in dwarf fortress ... except instead of a madman I kidnapped several orphaned children and animal people and turned the bar into a live zoo

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this dude made a much cooler night club than mine



    mine just has a bunch of retards in it, i have like 6 nudist goblin religious nuts and a kidnapped dingo man, and I think that skunk woman is trying to rob me




    Originally posted by Ghost








    same fort in fancy 3d hack mode

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    personally I think he would be better off buying 200,000 worth of silver coins from before 1965 but I'll not crush his dreams.
    good luck nigga
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT personally I think he would be better off buying 200,000 worth of silver coins from before 1965 but I'll not crush his dreams.
    good luck nigga

    Will that cover a $1400 a month payment and still turn a profit?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no but when the shit hits the fan you will be able to feed ur family
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Will that cover a $1400 a month payment and still turn a profit?

    No YOU SAID 3500 not 1400. which 1388.88 is the break down for 180 months but of course at usury of say 4-5 business loan shouldn't be more than say 2100 a month after throwing down 200k

    you said 3500 a month. AHAHA I knew this would get to you. you're embarrassed you didn't check his interest rates but just pitched his 3500 a month and 200k monthly pull which probably barely pays the expenses of food, alcohol, lights, crew, etc etc


    Years in the Red, jack!
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT no but when the shit hits the fan you will be able to feed ur family

    Can you eat pre 1964 coins? Do you think in a post apocalyptic scenario people would line up to trade food for pre 1964 coins? If you took out a refi loan to buy 200k in pre 1964 coins would they appreciate more than $1403 per month? Maybe if you had 200k liquid it might or might not pay off.
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    I dunno it's like 8hrs away I'll go if (the man formally referred to as )Doyol goes with me ( I'm not allowed to call him that anymore )

    But opey blows a lot of hot air and got all scared when I offered to visit his desert house so who really knows honestly none of it really makes any sense
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I dunno it's like 8hrs away I'll go if (the man formally referred to as )Doyol goes with me ( I'm not allowed to call him that anymore )

    But opey blows a lot of hot air and got all scared when I offered to visit his desert house so who really knows honestly none of it really makes any sense

    You called his (what was clearly a bluff) invite. you called him on it and he didn't think you would.

    I didn't say not to call me that but that it means Dark Stranger which makes me wonder why you called me that in the first place and then all of the Doyle coincidences later. like Doyletown PA that my Ancestor owned before it was even called that, Doyle vs Uber and me getting 350 bucks out of nowhere for tips they withheld, and like 20 other oddities with that name.

    thats why.

    sus of you for it.
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    And we can't forget Doyle Cali either.

    weird.
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    HOW MANY LAGERS CAN I GET FOR THIS BAG O' SILVER MY GOOD SIR
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green You called his (what was clearly a bluff) invite. you called him on it and he didn't think you would.

    I didn't say not to call me that but that it means Dark Stranger which makes me wonder why you called me that in the first place and then all of the Doyle coincidences later. like Doyletown PA that my Ancestor owned before it was even called that, Doyle vs Uber and me getting 350 bucks out of nowhere for tips they withheld, and like 20 other oddities with that name.

    thats why.

    sus of you for it.

    Show up anytime, don't expect a warm welcome other than hot lead.
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