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Making my birthday dinner into four meals.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You look 45 here.

    i was gonna say 50.
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  2. #22
    That hard livin is aging you bradders...when you are 50 you'll look 80.
  3. #23
    Bradley Black Hole
    Thanks guys, I hope to catch the bus around like tree hunnid and fifty nine but if it happens sooner just know god bless, i hope i can see Bill Krozby's dead daughter, hope i don't go to hell and I'll just come back as some other white guy in 50-100 years to do the same shit, like my cousin's son's daughters second boy.

    the world will go on and I will contend myself with knowing i put one step infront of the other every day I lived and I always, always stood up when i shit.
  4. #24
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You look 45 here.

    im wondering if he lied about his age. but his newer photos show he could be 30. but then again. 1993?
    OMG

    WTF. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're all going to suffer so greatly with this new generation of spuds
  5. #25
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Hi guys I just turned 30. photo looks like it was taken with an old Poleroid from the 1980s. look at how grainy it is.


    the one where he has hair but bald on top and a dog that looks like a mutated ferret.
  6. #26
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    this photo is sus af



    You're really a 55 year old, Right Bradley? no way you took this with a smart phone
  7. #27
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was gonna say 50.

    Bradley has Werner syndrome

    his aging process is faster than what normal people have
  8. #28
    Bradley Black Hole
    i'm bradleyb93 broski

    I have a bald spot like my father (my mom said he would wear a tupee) so I shave my head, I grow a lot of body hair and normally have a beard
  9. #29
    jerryb African Astronaut
    You fucks stop talking shit about Bradley on his birthday.
  10. #30
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green this photo is sus af



    You're really a 55 year old, Right Bradley? no way you took this with a smart phone

    Happy birthday! In this picture you look just like an old homeless dude I used to smoke hella crack with a few years ago. He was actually a pretty good dude, kinda crazy though. I hope he's doing alright.
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  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley i got him at 5 weeks old, here's a photo of when he was the size of a softball


    You look older at 30 than I did at 45.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You look older at 30 than I did at 45.

    show us
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny show us

    I don't dance at your command dick weed
  14. #34
    making unsubstantiable claims again as usual,
  15. #35
    Bradley Black Hole
    yeah if you ask speedy parker he's the most successful business man, a medal of honor recipient veteran four tours of combat, successful General Infantry soldier, and not

    what is immediately available online to the contrary if you google Douglas Dennison

    but it's his life, he don't post pics, he's super successful, just ask him.
  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    Should I make a thread about how I'm buying a mansion in 2025, lock key, bed and breakfast, and then when the time comes just never mention it again since it was all made up.

    Would that make for good reading folks?
  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    "They said they would fix my nose but I told them not too cuz I wanna look like this weird ass troll that came up from under the bridge."

    Nigga you don't have insurance lol
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley "They said they would fix my nose but I told them not too cuz I wanna look like this weird ass troll that came up from under the bridge."

    Nigga you don't have insurance lol

    I've got full coverage, no co pay, including full dental and eye care, from both the VA and the state of Arizona.

    No matter how many times you bring my nose up your life will always suck compared to mine and most others who apply themselves.
  19. #39
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You look older at 30 than I did at 45.

    You just don't drink enough malt liquor
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You just don't drink enough malt liquor

    I never drank that swill. Is that what has aged him so fast?
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