https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ValknutI put the unicursal on my chest at 18 and then I had my back done up at 15 for the unicameral. There's argument about which one Odin likes more so I got both, I kinda expect to be shot in it and have teh bullet exit near my spine one of these days.
Top left unicursal, top right unicameral.
Anyway I had a really good day, woke up, drank 8 beers, blacked out, I guess I stabbed myself in the hand while husking out shrimp, it made that deep purple blood that means you got in a little deep, idgaf it's my birthday so I put blood on every door knob in my house on accident,
So i ate 1.5 shrimpies the size of my hand in the crab boil hot water,
blacked out
woke up to 16 beers like in every crevice of my sleeping form, a pack of cigarettes in my shirt pocket and a lighter in my hand
i was pleased th at's a pretty good birthday preI compensate for my small penis with my roommate, he saved up i think to buy this shit as I hold our purse strings and he didn't get no 25$ from me to buy this hsit, which kinda warmed my heart.
i began immediately drinking, pushed through 4 tall boys and cooked the crab legs.
I didn't cut myself but I did cut myself a second my right hand because I don' thavfe one of those walnut breakers/crab breakers the big piece of metal you grasp and it breaks shit for fat pieces of shit like you paul wozny.
so yeah one of those sharp ass fuckin claws ripped up my hand but i didn't care at the time
took the old water and heated it back up and dropped two corn cobs in there. realized my tootheless roommate wasn't digging the course since he has no front and bottom teeth
so I got a big ass knife out and just hucked out of there, and I put a lil mayo and a lil salt on my corn cuz i ran out of butter during the crab session, so idk what to call this, i knifed out a cob of corn so he could eat the third round
4th and 5th round were gonna be baby octopus & more shrimpies respectively, however after drinking 20 beers I kinda laid down at like 730 at night
then my weed plug hit me back up but he didn't have a half ounce, so I got a gram of this fire ass weed, phenomal, i think I spelt that wrong, but it was super good, i tried to go back and get another gram (10$ which aint too bad) but they was gone, so I hit the pipe a couple times,
my neighbors were pointing guns at one another and arguing about money, so I took my gayass back inside quick quick, i dont need to die on my birthday when a round flashes me on accident.
So now I got 2 beers left (yes I drank 22 beers yesterday in about 3 sittings) i gotta unthaw this octopus, my roommate did me a solid and ate all my sushi (Oh yeah I had sushi, mizo soup, and cabbage salad too before the great big seafood boil) i had left, cleaned the entire kithcen, made the bed, left a note saying "NEED PENIS, AMIGO, MORE LATER RETURN" so he's doing good and now imma get drunk and watch youtube videos on how to cook baby octopus, get more beer, watch more youtube
Work was hell but after 5 hours I went for a one hour nap (I put up a sign saying i'm in the shitter and then sleep where no one can see me from the windows) and woke up to my coworker waking me up saying "BOSS, HEFFE, ZACHARY" and I woke up to hearing my exes name lol and they said happy birthday and encouraged me to take some beers (I didn't)
we, IS ODIN THERE
