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  1. Kafka sweaty
    It was that some woman from my past was there and we had to walk somewhere to get something, it was a country lane on a cloudy day, but behind us was a lady in a blue dress, walking slowly but she was a jedi and had a beard, she could turn her head right round. We couldn't let her catch up to us or she would take me. It was a close call because I was on a kids tricycle and had to go up a hill, she was reaching out her arms. Woke up in a Victoian library, night-time, people I hadn't seen in years there but they were wearing the same clothes from years ago. I tried to scribble a letter about the blue lady but was dyslexic and the page was tearing up. Aaron said it was a problem with the ink. Woke up again, find Candy to give her back her pen. Try to go back to library or opera house but they were closing for midnight lunch. I walked with them to this shop to get stuff for her birthday party. It was white and creepy with these purple fairy/castle ornaments that were large. There's sad lil children there. We get into a car and it is like there was a cat crash on the whole street. I saw the victim was this skank who beat up my sister. She was in a wheelchair it was vivid. Driving over a bridge, tide was in, ocean was black but the raindrops were metres long and red so it was pretty. On the other side a green fairy garden. We get to the bday party. Bitch asks me to take off my long sleeves bcus of the furniture. I say I have a skin condition. Again white hallway upstairs creepy purple fairies cringe rave music. Long line for the bathroom, meet Daniel who keeps saying what he's gonna do to her "STAPLE METH INTA YAAA".
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I must have slept three hours tops
  3. Kafka sweaty
    This is what chainsmoking does to you
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Ok I'm going back to sleep, pray for me...
  5. Kafka sweaty
    It was midnight and I needed a taxi home. The driver was ghoulish and he took us down the wrong country lane. I knew we weren't at the real taxi station when I got out. There was fog, giant grey buildings, the haunting vibe of decaying Irish towns with the paint coming off. I gave him money then tried to find my way home. It was like something from Lovecraft a sepia film or if a catacomb was a city. The people were strange and I took photos of them, some were wearing Irish farmer hats. I saw a green exit sign on a door which stood out but I ignored. Someone told me to go back to it, said it was three months ago. I opened the door and there was a large drop onto a different kind of street with a shiny red car. To see how far I pushed a little girl out. She screamed and her blood was on the pavement, she was dead. I knew I was dreaming so I jumped out, passed the shiny red car because it didn't interest me enough, took photos of the symbol graffiti. One was of a clock but the hands were scythes. It was still nighttime and across the street I saw a more modern building, pitch black but had different shaped white lights lighting up in a pattern, along comes a pitch black bus, the size of the Titantic also with the white lights. It was so dark it could have been the middle of the ocean. But the streets were still cobbled and some shiny cars from the 1920s drove past.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    More stuff happened like I was asking Bing to generate these beautiful videos. I wonder if I can prompt my own subconscious like that if getting Bing to generate things becomes a habit in my life.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Just got Bing to draw what I prompted it in the dream. It's pretty similar, the fireworks were moving though and it was like being in a movie.

  8. Originally posted by Kafka Just got Bing to draw what I prompted it in the dream. It's pretty similar, the fireworks were moving though and it was like being in a movie.

    How many movies have you been in? As a former movie star I can tell you most if it is standing/sitting around waiting.
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How many movies have you been in? As a former movie star I can tell you most if it is standing/sitting around waiting.

    We are doing a live action porn remake of this classic film



    except wariat is just gonna come onto the scene and the entire movie is actually him wresting and raping two dogs that are very clearly not into it, they even try to bite him and he has to hold them down, it's very fucked up. Also kafka is in the background masturbating watching this entire thing and you can tell shes REALLY into it

    this was also my dream btw
  10. Ah Lady and the tramp...Back in the good old days before Disney went woke.

    Imagine if they do a live action remake of that...I wonder who they'd cast and what color/genders/species.
  11. ladyboy and the tranny
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah Lady and the tramp…Back in the good old days before Disney went woke.

    Imagine if they do a live action remake of that…I wonder who they'd cast and what color/genders/species.

    They couldn't make Tramp black. They had a whole thing when they were casting the ape king for the jungle book, that's why they had some Italian guy sing the song, even though Louis Armstrong was the shoe in. And that was during the 60s.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Louie


    So Tramp - jedi maybe. Joaquin Phoenix maybe. Lady - black, maybe that bug eyed creature from the little mermaid. And the villains - all white.
  13. Cinderella could be done with gay males.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't remember.
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i need to start videotaping myself while i sleep
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Idk but I went back into the same dream 3-4 times. Slept about 12 hrs. I know it's a waste of time but I find it fun to see if I can go back into the same dream realm
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Going back to a place where something bad happened. Soldiers tried to drive us off the road to stop us. I saw the abandoned building and what was once a primary school was now a shopping centre. Carparks mostly empty, no children only a few weird old people. We decided to stay in some abandoned house and the living room was beach themed. The sofa had an old dolphin themed pattern, walls blue and white striped and some painting of the beach was falling down. There were mannequins instead of people and this girl was trying to get close to me, think she was from the past. I'll continue this later.
  18. Originally posted by Incessant Idk but I went back into the same dream 3-4 times. Slept about 12 hrs. I know it's a waste of time but I find it fun to see if I can go back into the same dream realm

    Sleeping is never a waste of time, A good long sleep is hugely beneficial for the body and mind.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Could hear a voice message on my phone, the sound of an old clock striking 12, couldn't make out what they were saying, someone called Lutz Mehren, born in 1929.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Horror; I have had teeth talling out, popping pimples where a small catipillar comes out, earwax where its bloody orange and just falls out, vomiting up black slime, my exes (on variation rotation) are standing next to me asking if I'm okay,

    I shit blood, I take pisses that last like 4 minutes. I see everyone from my past that I am better than regularly, asking me if I'm okay.

    My right secondardy tooth tot he left chipped in half, nigga my teeth are perfect,

    my ears are clean,

    i shit a big (Not bloody) lumper once a day.

    i get about a dozen pimples a year. about one or two a month then i'm good for three months then I get 2 more :(

    I have all my teeth except my back molar which was smashed by a good kick four years ago.
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