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2016-02-10 at 3:13 PM UTCHaha, no. You in drag is you in a little dress with your dick tucked in. That's ok, though. I like you.
How did you get trolled? Like, by forum people but in real life? -
2016-02-10 at 3:27 PM UTC
Haha, no. You in drag is you in a little dress with your dick tucked in. That's ok, though. I like you.
How did you get trolled? Like, by forum people but in real life?
Nah, by real life people. I got Keyser Soze'd by some methhead and his friends for like... months on end... while I was smoking meth with them... it wasn't cool. All boiled down to me nearly killing a bitch. ^__^ -
2016-02-10 at 3:41 PM UTCThat's fucked up. You caught my interest. Tell me more.
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2016-02-10 at 3:49 PM UTC
Also OP who are you?
O+ my vegetarian friend.
I've also been thinking about picking up the life a Buddhist Monk. I've been trying to visit temples but nobody responds to my emails. -
2016-02-10 at 3:57 PM UTC
That's fucked up. You caught my interest. Tell me more.
Met the dude in the holding cells at the courthouse for a previous unrelated charge where I was fucked up on cough medicine and smashed up my parents' TV (yeah, yeah... not cool) and kicked out one of the windows in a cop car (kinda cool). My parents set me up in a shit-tier motel for like a week after I got I got out 'cause they didn't want me around, and I invited him to come chill because I want meth. He ended up unsuccessfully pimping me out to an old dude, and like... we hung out enough for my intense autism to shine through, so he started fucking with me.
Essentially one of the times we were hanging out downtown, high as fuck on jib, he told me to write some shit in this little journal he carried around. Rap like, you know? So I wrote a couple throwaway lines, not directed at him, saying shit to the effect of "I'm badass, I'll take your girl"... and he got visibly butthurt. On the way out we walked past a currency exchange and shit and he used the name of that exchange - Rosco - as a stand-in for his supposed "supplier" (hence the Keyser Soze). Essentially he and his buddies kept saying for weeks that he had people following me and shit, just to fuck with me, and I was all tweaked out and autistic/gullible so I believed it for the most part.
I did end up getting a beej from his [former] girl though, so hey... whatever. Only girl ever to make me bust a nut from a blowjob. -
2016-02-10 at 4:14 PM UTCWhat was their intention(except whoring you out)? Did they get money from you? Are you sure Rosco isn't real?
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2016-02-10 at 4:15 PM UTC
O+ my vegetarian friend.
That was corny as fuck.
I've also been thinking about picking up the life a Buddhist Monk. I've been trying to visit temples but nobody responds to my emails. -
2016-02-10 at 4:20 PM UTC
Met the dude in the holding cells at the courthouse for a previous unrelated charge where I was fucked up on cough medicine and smashed up my parents' TV (yeah, yeah… not cool) and kicked out one of the windows in a cop car (kinda cool). My parents set me up in a shit-tier motel for like a week after I got I got out 'cause they didn't want me around, and I invited him to come chill because I want meth. He ended up unsuccessfully pimping me out to an old dude, and like… we hung out enough for my intense autism to shine through, so he started fucking with me.
Essentially one of the times we were hanging out downtown, high as fuck on jib, he told me to write some shit in this little journal he carried around. Rap like, you know? So I wrote a couple throwaway lines, not directed at him, saying shit to the effect of "I'm badass, I'll take your girl"… and he got visibly butthurt. On the way out we walked past a currency exchange and shit and he used the name of that exchange - Rosco - as a stand-in for his supposed "supplier" (hence the Keyser Soze). Essentially he and his buddies kept saying for weeks that he had people following me and shit, just to fuck with me, and I was all tweaked out and autistic/gullible so I believed it for the most part.
I did end up getting a beej from his [former] girl though, so hey… whatever. Only girl ever to make me bust a nut from a blowjob.
And you said your life was boring.
Seriously though, am I the only dude here who doesn't get high?
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2016-02-10 at 4:34 PM UTC
And you said your life was boring.
Tell ya wat bod
Seriously though, am I the only dude here who doesn't get high?
owl greb yer kwok
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2016-02-10 at 4:55 PM UTC
What was their intention(except whoring you out)? Did they get money from you? Are you sure Rosco isn't real?
Money. Money. I was buying a lot of drugs for all of us ostensibly, because I like to party. And then the drugs would go rapidly while I slept n shit. 100% sure that nigga ain't real, and if he was, he was just some guy who owned a currency exchange. -
2016-02-10 at 5:13 PM UTCWanna hang out, bro?
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2016-02-10 at 7:46 PM UTC
Money. Money. I was buying a lot of drugs for all of us ostensibly, because I like to party. And then the drugs would go rapidly while I slept n shit. 100% sure that nigga ain't real, and if he was, he was just some guy who owned a currency exchange.
Way to abuse your food stamp money you dirty fuck. -
2016-02-10 at 7:53 PM UTC[INDENT]I receive food stamps as well. I've never traded them for anything but I definitely buy extravagant food cuz I get so much. I get like 350 USD a month.[/INDENT]
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2016-02-10 at 7:57 PM UTC
So one time I was working as an intern at a youth christian camp. I was talking to some ordained pastor about theology or something gay like that and the kids were playing freezetag or something like it. Anyway, there this little fat kid who always struck dominant body postures and tried to assert himself in dumb ways at the camp (I called him Dominant Doughnut). Anyway, Dominant Doughnut ran behind a tree and started dancing. I guess he thought we couldn't see him. He started shouting and singing,
"SUCK ON MAH CHOCK - LUT SALTY BAAAAA-AAAA-AAWWLLSS!"
So Pastor faggot and I ignored it for a while and just kept talking. I wasn't really sure what to make of it. Then Dominant Doughnut popped out from behind the tree, faced the other children playing the game, and started singing louder,
"SUCK ON MAH CHOCK - LUT SALTY BAAAAA-AAAA-AAWWLLSS!"
STIGIM IN YAH MOUTH AND SUCK'EM!!! DUN DUN DUNIN!!"
Finally pastor was like "Hey! No balls. Come on, guy."
Dominant Doughnut saw us and a look of sheer panic took over his face. He just took off running away.
Also, there was an Asian kid who was really popular with girls and was good at basketball. I used to call him KimJungSkill.
Moral of the story is that I used to work at a big faggot church camp.
so I went to a church camp too. I went from the age of 13 to like 17. Every summer. I always had fun, but got caught smoking weed when I was 17 there and got kicked out. We sang gay faggy songs too. Food was bomb though. It was at a place called "Cowyboys Rest" I think. -
2016-02-10 at 10:26 PM UTC
…pimping me out to an old dude
welp...
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2016-02-11 at 4:03 AM UTC
…pimping me out to an old dude
Did you SUCK ON HIS CHAWK - LUT SAL TEA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLSSSS?!?! -
2016-02-11 at 4:15 AM UTCSometimes I dream about becoming a counsellor at a teen summer camp so I can get easy access to 12-15yo girls
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2016-02-11 at 4:19 AM UTC
Sometimes I dream about becoming a counsellor at a teen summer camp so I can get easy access to 12-15yo girls
What the fuck man -
2016-02-11 at 4:23 AM UTC
welp…
Unsuccessfully. UNSUCCESSFULLY. I mean we went to a dollar store and got some cheap wimmin clothing for me and then he wanted me to stick it in his butt, but we had no lube and I wasn't on meth then, so I was like NOPE NOPE NOPE and ended up going back to my room and crying. -
2016-02-11 at 4:26 AM UTC
Unsuccessfully. UNSUCCESSFULLY. I mean we went to a dollar store and got some cheap wimmin clothing for me and then he wanted me to stick it in his butt, but we had no lube and I wasn't on meth then, so I was like NOPE NOPE NOPE and ended up going back to my room and crying.
I can't believe you pussied out you fucking fag.
