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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    It peaks at 90 degrees outside and I'm not doing me, the dog, and a tent on South Beach. Even with a machete and 14 knives this isn't safe to do bro.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung At some point you are going to physically lash out and really hurt this guy. Maybe that's what needs to happen to this scumbag.

    He currently has 2 felonies and a 1 misdemeanor after he told me to leave, believed I had a television and computer in my backpack (Niggas retarded, I Had my tiny chromebook with BRADLEyB carved into multiple sides of it, 1 book (48 laws of power by Greene) and two pairs of clothes, oh I had my knives and beer in there too.

    He calls 911 and then attacks me infront of cops after destroying most of the house, looking for a TV And a computer (in the sock drawer bro? Come on bro you're breaking shit to break it), while throwing shit at me, he tells the operator he refuses to let me leave (as he was screaming a minute or two before LEAVE! while on the phone) then the cops show up and I'm still trying to escape cuz I figured I was going to jail too regardless.

    Well:

    Wrongful Imprisonment (Felony)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer

    Attempted Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Felony)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer

    Battery (Misdemeanor)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer.

    I got the felonies being dropped but they said since he slapped me infront of cops they don't need my statement to press charges on him.

    He believes this is my fault entirely, a senile fuck.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I told him it might be from the Meth and Whisky binge he was on for 3 days.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Mal you're delusional, jealous and transparent. This isn't high school.

    Says the only person here acting like a delusional, egotistical, teenage know it all….

    I’m just shaking in my boots that Kafka things I’m immature lmao if anything it indicates I’m doing something right.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Peace & Serenity
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Can't believe I fit into that size 6 dress. I was size 12 at one point. I'm wondering if I should get rib removal, not for a waist but to be skinnier.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I don't feel like I'm on vacation. Everyone's staring and idk if it's because I look different or like death so I'm self-conscious.
  8. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Incessant I’m just shaking in my boots that Kafka things

    just kafka things


    Hello everyone!! I'm a silly little fella making music in they room on they computer!!1!




    Originally posted by Incessant Says the only person here acting like a delusional, egotistical, teenage know it all….

    zooombies be wise yo i loook to ya youth wit high hope
    they are living right its the world thats evil
  9. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    *loads another meth pipe*

    get it or dont kids time to bread



  10. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
  11. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Netherlands/comments/qz220i/dutch_people_rude_staring/
  12. Kafka sweaty
    I am having a peaceful day listening to a Proust audiobook in the park and am seeing a ballet later.
  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't feel like I'm on vacation.

    moron - who spends a bunch of money to go “on vacation” and then wastes every waking hour of said “vacation” posting here

    Originally posted by Kafka I am having a peaceful day listening to a Proust audiobook in the park and am seeing a ballet later.

    Sure thing Irma 🙄
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Her whole life is a fucking vacation considering she doesn't work or do anything productive
  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Her whole life is a fucking vacation considering she doesn't work or do anything productive

    Her whole life is an alcoholic fairly tale made up to impress people she doesn’t know.


    Oh Irma……we’re NOT impressed.
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Remember when she was a prostitute 🤣🤣🤣🤣


    Originally posted by Kafka Last night I went to the city to meet a client in his car. It was white, he was vaping and had a cute Irish accent, but he had hairy legs and I wasn't prepared for that so I said "I don't think I want to do this" then jumped out of his car mid-traffic. Then he kept ringing and spam-texting me saying he'd pay double so I've decided to meet him again. But last night I just went on to my botox appointment, then called at Adam's house but only his barking dog was home. I texted him asking what happened to his gate. So yeah, I'm kind of talking to Adam again and he still seems like a mess. I found some diazepam in my handbag, had kimchi and got drunk. Take note guys, wax your fucking legs.

    Today I had KFC for breakfast, collected my meds then went to my psychologist appointment. She had a heart attack when I told her what's been going on and just lectured me.


    Time to collect more “meds” Irma
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Dunno if I'm gonna go to the ballet. There's no trains and the alternative transport seems confusing. I feel depressed.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    The voice that tells me not to go outside is the same one that makes me feel shit for staying indoors.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I just showered, have been sitting out 10 mins and am sweating already.
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka The voice that tells me not to go outside is the same one that makes me feel shit for staying indoors.

    sounds like its truth is 2 faced
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