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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Just passed my rapist uncle who stole money from my dad's bank account when he was sick. I told him I'm leaving and instantly regret it bcus I didn't lock my back door
  2. Youre so weird bro
  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley ^ plus you have erectile dysfunction, pre diabetes, high blood pressure, cardiovascular issues, and morbid obesity.

    She can be on top broo



    Originally posted by Kafka Just passed my rapist uncle

    Never mind, it looks like she has a date…

    so many rapists, so little time huh Irma 🥱
  4. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Waddup everybody it's your boy moist critical today I've decided to cross dress and become an anorexic Irish loser
  5. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Waddup everybody it's your boy moist critical today I've decided to cross dress and become an anorexic Irish loser

    So no change then.
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Flight's delayed an hour and I'm ready to sleep.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Bishern
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Need a smoke sighs
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm smokin right now and its a really good ciggy
  10. Kafka sweaty
    I need a pizza or something and there'll probably be nowhere open
  11. Kafka sweaty
    A Mr. Toppings pizza with garlic, red onion, green pepper, mushroom, pineapple and bacon with a garlic mayo dip.
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Waddup everybody it's your boy moist critical today I've decided to cross dress and become an anorexic Irish loser


    Originally posted by Kafka A Mr. Toppings pizza with garlic, red onion, green pepper, mushroom, pineapple and bacon with a garlic mayo dip.

    That’s not very anorexic of you… pineapple on pizza 🤢 …. might as well KYS now your pretend flight has been delayed until 2025.
  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Just passed my rapist uncle who stole money from my dad's bank account when he was sick. I told him I'm leaving and instantly regret it bcus I didn't lock my back door

    Try not to bend over in front of him.
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and fart on a stinking pile aof dog piss left out and then shat on again by your terminally ill grandmotehr
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i got a 25$ coupon for uber eats, i just pay the delivery fees (about 6$) and taxes (8$) and the remainder (3) for 28$ in food

    last time I Had this coupon i didn't use it in time, I wanna just figure out what I really want cuz i don't go to restaurants often.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I slept so so good last night ..I have the energy of 20 candyreins ! 🔥❤️
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  17. Originally posted by Bradley i got a 25$ coupon for uber eats, i just pay the delivery fees (about 6$) and taxes (8$) and the remainder (3) for 28$ in food

    last time I Had this coupon i didn't use it in time, I wanna just figure out what I really want cuz i don't go to restaurants often.

    Don't forget the tip nigga.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    I might black out bcus I'm that tired now, I almost did
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Just mad I can't have one cigarette before bed, nowhere will be open to sell lighters
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't forget the tip nigga.

    Good point, i was gonna cheap out, I'll include for him to knock for delivery and give him a 5$ bill.
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