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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Someone gave me a lighter I'm happy, and I got a great view.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waitin for the guy with the snowmobile to contact me about his sled
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I thought I'd have some mental breakdown by now being here, maybe I'm too exhausted rn but I just felt relieved to be leaving the UK and to a place with more freedom. I was reading of Plymouth Plantation in the airport, the pilgrims initially left England and went to Holland because they had more freedom there.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Last time I was here I wanted to jump from a balcony.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Rn I'm just looking forward to some paprika crisps, truffles and hash and chilling on the beach and I will be getting a Thai massage tomorrow because I packed too many shoes this time and my back is done.
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Watch out for those e-bats

  7. E-Bats are the worst.
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    These are the risks of e-travel.
  9. I would carry a jamming device and disrupt their navigation systems.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Last time I was here I wanted to jump from a balcony.

    Be sure to post e-pics if you choose to jump this time.
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would carry a jamming device and disrupt their navigation systems.

    Good call … bats are known to rape strange wimmins
  12. Originally posted by Haxxor Good call … bats are known to rape strange wimmins

    Even their chil'runs.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wondering why the bear didnt want to hang out with me,, I mean I put out 40 lbs of dog food in the feeding spot 2 days ago and today a 250 lb bear was out there layin g on the ground eating the dog food and I went outside and started walking down to hang out with him and he ran off like a pussy
  14. Originally posted by POLECAT wondering why the bear didnt want to hang out with me,, I mean I put out 40 lbs of dog food in the feeding spot 2 days ago and today a 250 lb bear was out there layin g on the ground eating the dog food and I went outside and started walking down to hang out with him and he ran off like a pussy

    He's probably well aware you have a gun.
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    but I didnt have it with me,, I just wanted to make friends,, no more quail so I don't have to defend them this year
  16. blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley ^ plus you have erectile dysfunction, pre diabetes, high blood pressure, cardiovascular issues, and morbid obesity.

    Stay out of this. You had your chance but turned fag on her


  17. Madness comes and madness goes
    An insane place, with insane moves
    Battles without, from vandals within
    Where evil lives and evil rules

    Breaking them up, just breaking them in
    Quickest way out, quickest relief wins
    Never disclose, never betray
    Cease to speak or cease to breathe

    And when you kill a man, you're a murderer
    Kill many, and you're a conqueror
    Kill them all…
    Ooh-oh… you're a god!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Really really good ❤️
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Gorvass
  20. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So no change then.

    Moist critical is from Florida
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