Tourist sub goes missing

1. 2023-06-21 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #121
   Kafka sweaty
   That'd be an actual hellish way to go, all cramped up, no quiet.
2. 2023-06-21 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #122
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've always found strangulation or using a sharp object works great (or even a blunt object).

   
   I don't have the same experience you would.
3. 2023-06-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #123
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   ♠️BBC♠️ tries to rain on the parade:
   
   https://www.bbc.com/news/world-65972610
   
   But we're getting down to the wire and they haven't found them. Even if they did they're saying bringing it up would be another matter.
4. 2023-06-21 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #124
   Kafka sweaty
   The father's probably losing his shit. I don't think anyone will kill themselves though unless it's voluntary to save the son.
5. 2023-06-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #125
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka The father's probably losing his shit.

   
   That bucket has to be overflowing by now.
6. 2023-06-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #126
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   What if you want to kill yourself as an act of final heroicism and nobility, but no one will choke you?
   
   Are you a bad enough dude to drown yourself in the toilet?
7. 2023-06-21 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #127
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump What if you want to kill yourself as an act of final heroicism and nobility, but no one will choke you?
   
   Are you a bad enough dude to drown yourself in the toilet?

   
   I'm sure you can find something to slit your wrists, there's probably some sort of tool kit in there.
8. 2023-06-21 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #128
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Would you do that?

   
   Absolutely.
   
   

   Originally posted by Donald Trump How would you kill someone in that sort of sub. It's not like they can Captain Oates outside. "I am just going outside and may be some time". You've have to drown them in the toilet.

   
   You have to strangle them one by one.
9. 2023-06-21 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #129
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Just killing 3 of them will give the last 2 an extra day probably. It's reasonable that the father and son get to live as they are the paying tourists.
10. 2023-06-21 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #130
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    If they breathed each other's exhales, that would give them an extra 20 hours.
11. 2023-06-21 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #131
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If they breathed each other's exhales, that would give them an extra 20 hours.

    
    A great time when knowing transcendental meditation would have also worked out well...slow that breathing and heart rate.
12. 2023-06-21 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #132
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole
    If they were smart they'd just astral project back to the surface.
13. 2023-06-21 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #133
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I hope there's been no homosexual activity going on.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • POLECAT
14. 2023-06-21 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #134
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    faggots are everywhere tho so
15. 2023-06-21 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #135
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Love is love, bigots.
16. 2023-06-21 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #136
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole
    
    
    Needs some mood lighting, some cushions, a minibar and a bong.
17. 2023-06-21 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #137
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    can't you generate oxygen lul
18. 2023-06-21 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #138
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't have the same experience you would.

    
    You always found strangulation and sharp objects harder than expected?
19. 2023-06-21 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #139
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    This is a great time to play the Commodore 64 classic
    
    TERROR OF THE DEEP
    
    
20. 2023-06-21 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #140
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole
    People in the 1980s were easily entertained.