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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT you need to let me dress you

    ok, i'll undress her for you first.

    come kafka. be a good girl.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Ready to kill. Another three notifications from jade
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I need my phone on loud for the alarm and fucking five notifications at 1am and I'm expecting more but deleting apps now. I'm leaving it up to fate if I get on my flight, thats why I got drunk
  4. Kafka sweaty
    But I will kill her tomorrow no one gets away with disturbing my sleep
  5. Kafka sweaty
    If I'm still awake in two hours I'm not going I know what I'm like. Fucking deleting s
    Discord rn
  6. bruh just mute your shit lmrao
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Just got another notification don't even know what app it is
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bruh just mute your shit lmrao

    I need to hear the alarm to wake up
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I'm just not gonna go fuck it
  10. Kafka sweaty
    I'm pissed of at Jade bcus she messaged me asking if she could send me pics of her vacation and asking when my flight was. I don't want to stay in touch w her every night when I'm on vacation get out of my life.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I just feel sick bcus ik she's gonna send all these worried messages bcus she won't hear from me and knows I'm meeting strangers abroad and it's really a control tactic and I don't want anyone in my life
  12. drank too much coffee lmao
  13. Originally posted by Kafka I need to hear the alarm to wake up

    ya phones suck for alarms get a clock . i had that problem at my last job my friend is a hiki that stays up messaging me so i would mute my phone and it muted my alarm and phones are all POS lol cant u just mute discord tho??
  14. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
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  15. Kafka sweaty
    Still tryna pack, think these dresses will do.

  16. Kafka sweaty
    I'm not taking any of my new dresses with me because I knew what works.
  17. Bradley Black Hole
    i kinda wish I Had a girlfriend
  18. blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka And I need to clean my mirror.


    Kafka, my loins are aging fast and you're not The Virgin Mary. You're not going to impregnate yourself with my Amerimutt Celtic Mix.

    We'll name him William Burt Reynolds O'Dee

    He will reign as King of County Clare and rebuild Dysert Castle and call it home.

    Plus I'm suffering from blue balls
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Bradley Black Hole
    ^ plus you have erectile dysfunction, pre diabetes, high blood pressure, cardiovascular issues, and morbid obesity.
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I need my phone on loud for the alarm and fucking five notifications at 1am and I'm expecting more but deleting apps now. I'm leaving it up to fate if I get on my flight, thats why I got drunk

    https://support.google.com/android/answer/9069335
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