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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein


    Gonna have a water fight ..just bought these two water guns that shoot 100 feet and they definitely work πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

    How about you and your water guns vs me and my flamethrower?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Let’s do it!

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”«
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    a bunch of wax just now

    yeeee about to dab it up if anyone wants one
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    stay c you cunts

    c stars, send me all the c stars like its summer 2017 drinking tea with them

  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Mother's Day gifts
  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Food and gas is basically all i buy anymore.

    Though ive been thinking about getting some.of my robins jeans repaired or buying a few more pairs. Cant throw.away $400 dollar pants.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker How about you and your water guns vs me and my flamethrower?

    why ?

    because you're water gun no longer works ?
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why ?

    because you're water gun no longer works ?

    You're so dumb
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're so dumb

    ↑ impotent
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ impotent



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're so dumb
  11. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by jerryb Does anyone know where vinny actually lives?

    Originally posted by Meikai he is a cambodian twink named voan vuthy (possibly "van vuthy" im not sure which is correct). he currently works with his 14 year old brother as a "tour guide" by day, and gay prostitute by night. putting his broken english to use as a guide, his job is mainly inviting tourists to his pimp's jungle compound so they can shoot an RPG at a cow for $20 (he receives a 2.5% cut for every sale, but he's so bad at speaking english he mostly relies on his night job to survive). he's also responsible for cleaning up the mess on the rare occasion someone actually understands him and takes him up on the offer, and manually inseminating the cows on his pimp's estate so there's a constant supply of targets.

    when his day is done, he's bussed into Krong Siem Reap along with his little brother and sold off for $2 a pop at the brothel his pimp owns. i'm not gonna go into detail on this because i'm not a pedophile, but suffice it to say vinny is a piece of shit for letting his pimp take advantage of his own baby brother like this. actually fucking disgusted when i learned about it, which is why im fine with dropping his dox. fuck him.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Rent
  13. Awww.. not Vinny's little brother..
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Band-aids and petroleum jelly
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    A cheap energy drink
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    An LED color changing Bluetooth capable party floaty ..to go tubing ❀️
  17. a no brand, no name china made makita DTW700-looking impact wrench.

    so powerful i only pull 3/5th of the trigger to get all the bolts and nuts i need to unscrew unsecrewed.

    2 bags of 30 inch long cable ties because i have an errection everytime i see oversized stuff.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a no brand, no name china made makita DTW700-looking impact wrench.
  19. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β €

    yes ?
  20. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    I got a giant thing of maxewells house on sale for 40% off

    thank you child slave labor

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