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1. 2023-05-09 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #21
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Most countries don't like Brits and Americans, seems they don't like getting colonized or bombed for some reason.
   
   Only 2 European countries like Americans, Albania and Bosnia. Only because we bombed Serbia for them.
2. 2023-05-09 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #22
   WellHung Black Hole
   By golly we got a turncoat, folks! My pops now belongs to us Yankees across the pond!👍🤙🤟🇱🇷
3. 2023-05-09 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Part of my attire for the ceremony
   
   
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4. 2023-05-09 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #24
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   My condolences.
5. 2023-05-09 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #25
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers My condolences.

   
   When is the bomb being detonated and what areas will it affect?
6. 2023-05-09 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Ecto the plasm Houston

   Originally posted by WellHung By golly we got a turncoat, folks! My pops now belongs to us Yankees across the pond!👍🤙🤟🇱🇷

   
   Yes hello?, No fly list? I would like to report a british muslim extremist
   
   Have fun never being able to leave a country you weren't born in LOLOLOLOOL
7. 2023-05-10 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #27
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung When is the bomb being detonated and what areas will it affect?

   
   Don’t ask me, I’m just wiping my ass right now.
8. 2023-05-11 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Done deal niggers, I'm now an AMERICAN.
   
   Time to buy more guns, a truck and get fat.
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9. 2023-05-11 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #29
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Fuck Yeah! You in Texas so don't forget a lift kit for the truck and a big ass confederate battle flag to fly in the back.
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10. 2023-05-11 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
11. 2023-05-11 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    That was easy, $800 and 3 months from start to finish (thanks to my white privilege and strong moral character)
12. 2023-05-11 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #32
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    At least now you don't have to renew your green card every 10 years. Tell all your bros back in England to come on over, we need some more whites.
13. 2023-05-11 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Done deal niggers, I'm now an AMERICAN.
    
    Time to buy more guns, a truck and get fat.

    
    and arise an "american" ....
14. 2023-05-11 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    also what does marital status have anything to do with anything.
15. 2023-05-11 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also what does marital status have anything to do with anything.

    
    Dunno, I was wondering that myself...maybe related to future requests to bring wive(s) to the US?
    
    ...let me know if you're interested.
16. 2023-05-11 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb At least now you don't have to renew your green card every 10 years. Tell all your bros back in England to come on over, we need some more whites.

    
    That's pretty much why I did it, my green card was expiring in July
    
    I figured 10yrs from now I might be "too dementia" to remember to do it.
17. 2023-05-11 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #37
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also what does marital status have anything to do with anything.

    
    Usually a spouse and under 18 kids become Murikan also.
18. 2023-05-11 at 4:40 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb Usually a spouse and under 18 kids become Murikan also.

    
    but this discriminates single fathers and mothers.
19. 2023-05-11 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Now I can get one of those Ukrainian wives for 2yrs...basically a 2yr sex and chore slave until she gets her green card and leaves...still a fresh one every 2hrs doesn't sound so bad does it...
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20. 2023-05-11 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #40
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but this discriminates single fathers and mothers.

    
    Single parent underage kids also become Murikans. My guess they put married status so niggas don't back date some document and say they where married. You know dem tricky 3rd world niggas be selling dat iffin they could.