NISSERS, pick the new Hire

1. 2023-04-13 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #221
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Jaidey (pronounced Haydee) just showed up...initial impressions...your stereotypical curvaceous latina Kween, mid 20s.
   
   ...I should have put more cologne on.
2. 2023-04-13 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #222
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But can she solder?
3. 2023-04-13 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #223
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump But can she solder?

   
   Any idiot can solder, not ever idiot can fill clothing quite so well.
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4. 2023-04-13 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #224
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I know straight away Edith is not going to like her...you know how women are.
5. 2023-04-13 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #225
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Ok Jaidey barely speaks English...I can see I'm going to have to use a lot of body language with her.
6. 2023-04-14 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #226
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   So are you gonna get serious about hiring someone or keep wasting everyone's time 🤔
7. 2023-05-09 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #227
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Check out the first name of this guy who applied today for a temp position...
   
   
   
   Yeah, no thanks. Imagine having that as a first name in the US of A.
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8. 2023-05-09 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #228
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So I got a call at 4.55pm last night saying Egbo wasn't going to be able to make it….SO…in about 30 mins this guy should show up.
   
   Congrats Donald on you choice.
   
   

   
   I voted for this guy when everyone else - barring Donald Trump - voted for the other guy. Glad to see the underdog won.
9. 2023-05-09 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #229
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Check out the first name of this guy who applied today for a temp position…
   
   
   
   Yeah, no thanks. Imagine having that as a first name in the US of A.

   
   It's pronounced "Jijad," they're Latino.
10. 2023-05-09 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #230
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers It's pronounced "Jijad," they're Latino.

    
    Nah his Arabic, his last name is an Arabic last name.
    
    Jihad (Arabic: جهاد jihād, 'striving' or 'struggling for something better or greater') is used as a given name.
11. 2023-05-09 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #231
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Holy Jihad, Jihad, you've made a right mess of that job haven't you"
    
    Kind of tempted to hire him just so I can say "holy Jihad" all the time.
12. 2023-05-09 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #232
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah his Arabic, his last name is an Arabic last name.
    
    Jihad (Arabic: جهاد jihād, 'striving' or 'struggling for something better or greater') is used as a given name.

    
    I know, I was just making a joke since Latin-Americans write "haha" as "jaja."
13. 2023-05-09 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #233
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Holy Jihad, Jihad, you've made a right mess of that job haven't you"
    
    Kind of tempted to hire him just so I can say "holy Jihad" all the time.

    
    Or alternatively, "Gee, 'had! Can't you do your job correctly, you frickin' muzzie?"
14. 2023-05-09 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #234
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Jihad, look at this mess, are you making a "Company product here" or an IED???!?!
15. 2023-05-10 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #235
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Check out the first name of this guy who applied today for a temp position…
    
    
    
    Yeah, no thanks. Imagine having that as a first name in the US of A.

    
    How the fuck I miss this!
    
    Edith ain't going to let some young hoes move into her space. Best keep your 9mm handy, Jihad may not take firing or authority to well and tell him it's company policy not to have knives.
16. 2023-05-11 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #236
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah his Arabic, his last name is an Arabic last name.
    
    Jihad (Arabic: جهاد jihād, 'striving' or 'struggling for something better or greater') is used as a given name.

    
    and yet its perfectly fine for christians to name their sons crusade.
17. 2023-05-11 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #237
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yet its perfectly fine for christians to name their sons crusade.

    
    I've never heard that name...but then I'd never heard of Jihad as a name till now.
18. 2023-05-11 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #238
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    I think your reaching Vinny. I have heard about most stupid names women pick for their kids these days but never crusade.
19. 2023-05-11 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #239
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers It's pronounced "Jijad," they're Latino.

    
    😧
20. 2023-05-11 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #240
    WellHung Black Hole
    HEello Egbo, please don't go...Your duties call, so please don't abandon your post...