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Decided to change teams
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2023-05-08 at 12:10 PM UTCI'm taking off my small hat and giving up on being a MOON PERSON I am going to join gen z where it's better and our sacks aren't so tite
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2023-05-08 at 12:27 PM UTCI never really was a moon man I have always been on the cutting edge of hip modern culture
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Zoomies are extremely productive, much wealthier and have a much better working attitude than my generation
They also have healthy sex lives and a superior culture. You are going to be replaced at work by a zoomer female very soon
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2023-05-08 at 1:17 PM UTCImagine downgrading from already being part of the barely acceptable
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2023-05-08 at 1:50 PM UTCYou should join my team. We need one more player to play outfield. You don't get to bat because I'm the designated all time batter but you can take pretend swings in the on-deck circle as if you were actually at bat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-08 at 1:51 PM UTC
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2023-05-08 at 1:52 PM UTCCricket
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2023-05-08 at 1:52 PM UTCWell Cricket has 2 batters in play.
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2023-05-08 at 1:55 PM UTCNothing like a cricket match on a hot BRRRRRRRITISH summers day (71F), chillin out with a few beers and the sound of balls on wood in the background.
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2023-05-08 at 2 PM UTC
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2023-05-08 at 2:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Only one can hit the ball and that's me.
Here's the problem with that...and the reason you need 2 batters, when runs occur the batter could end up at the opposite wickets, that means the bowler would be bowling to no one if only 1 batter was allowed to bat. You need two so both sets of wickets are always covered by a batter...otherwise, it's simply not cricket. -
2023-05-08 at 2:08 PM UTCMy version is different it doesn't have any of that stuff it just has one batter.
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2023-05-08 at 2:10 PM UTCYou'd be out with the first Googly.
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2023-05-08 at 2:10 PM UTCwelcome fam
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2023-05-08 at 2:14 PM UTCMy dad played cricket, there's a picnic table in his memory at the cricket club. I remember when I was 12 some Indian cricket club came to practise with them and they asked me to make them coffee. I said no because I didn't know how to make coffee and they looked shocked.
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2023-05-08 at 2:15 PM UTCI've still never made a cup of coffee in my life and don't know how.
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2023-05-08 at 2:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka My dad played cricket, there's a picnic table in his memory at the cricket club. I remember when I was 12 some Indian cricket club came to practise with them and they asked me to make them coffee. I said no because I didn't know how to make coffee and they looked shocked.
Such impudence would get you gang raped and left for dead if you'd said "no" to them in India. -
2023-05-08 at 2:49 PM UTC
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2023-05-08 at 2:54 PM UTC
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2023-05-08 at 3:18 PM UTC
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2023-05-08 at 5:50 PM UTCGod damn ill never understand cricketThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
