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Good News, Zoomers are taking up smoking cigs.

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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Madness
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm smoking a cigarette right now
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Thank god, I will finally have someone to smoke with at work c:
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    All the reasons those people in the article are smoking are completely retarded, except for the one girl who said stress
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master https://dnyuz.com/2022/01/12/that-cloud-of-smoke-is-not-a-mirage/

    It's good to see that zoomers get it, ciggies are dangerous and will kill you but at least you look cool doing it.

    And now with weed being out of the counter culture and something that the establishment is accepting as medicine, it's good to see that zoomers are embracing the edginess of a ciggy.

    Nonsense, smoking provides many health benefits
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    They're a good generation. Support you're local zoomers
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    Now if only they'd take up working...
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now if only they'd take up working…

    Wrong generation. Zoomies are extremely productive, much wealthier and have a much better working attitude than my generation

    They also have healthy sex lives and a superior culture. You are going to be replaced at work by a zoomer female very soon
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wrong generation. Zoomies are extremely productive, much wealthier and have a much better working attitude than my generation

    They also have healthy sex lives and a superior culture. You are going to be replaced at work by a zoomer female very soon

    Fucking lol, 10 zoomers wouldn't know where to start doing what I do.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That just sounds like baseless ageism to me. Pointless bigotry is a hallmark of the older generations

    You are DEFINITELY on the way out if that's your attitude to new things. It's very obvious you are threatened by their productivity.

    Hey you've got a nice resume so it's not that big of a deal if they shitcan you, you will make it. In your place someone will have a chance to start their journey in life in that position

    The future is very bright for younger folx and you should get out of their way and stop gatekeeping the doors of capitalism
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That just sounds like baseless ageism to me.

    Well it would to you...AS YOU ARE NOT BETTER!

    Imagine owning steel toe boots just to go to the coffee shop...
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah, you sound very threatened by younger folx. But why? I'm not. I have no problem if my manager is some young college aged punk and even though I am more experienced than them, I don't care. Work is just work and any retard can do anything, it doesn't really matter.

    Team cohesion is more important to a business than your own personal snowflake beliefs about your "role in life"

    Do you think the person that signs your checks has this kind of mentality? that ME ME ME just because I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER that means I AM BETTER and you CAN'T FIRE ME!! YOU CAn'T EVEN RUN THIS PLACE WITHOUT ME!!!

    lol... typical boomer mindset. It's funny whenever they rid of those people the workplace instantly becomes a lot more productive and less toxic. Greatest generation my ass...

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it would to you…AS YOU ARE NOT BETTER!

    This coming from a guy that says running a business is "too much hard work" and you would rather get paid to sit on your ass all day doing nothing because you are old enough to get away with it. Why don't you go have a nap in your office and calm down.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This coming from a guy that says running a business is "too much hard work" and you would rather get paid to sit on your ass all day doing nothing because you are old enough to get away with it. Why don't you go have a nap in your office and calm down.

    Not old enough to get away with it...I put in my time and hard work to get where i am...you fucking millies and zoomers expect it on DAY 1!

    When you are as wise and experienced as me you get paid for what you KNOW, not what you do ;)

    Again I'd like to see some 22yr old wet behind the ears woke turd trying to deal with my underlings...they'd eat him alive!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you are as wise and experienced as me you get paid for what you KNOW, not what you do ;)

    Wait until you learn that zoomers KNOW more than both of us combined. They can also do more and do it better because they are young and have healthy muscles. They would do it and be thankful and appreciate every step of the way

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson you fucking millies and zoomers expect it on DAY 1!

    Please do not lump zoomers in with my generation. Millenial work ethic and selfishness is unrivaled, and we pride ourselves on making the world a worse place. You're god damn right I expect the world on DAY 1, also where the fuck is my PRE DAY 1 COVID bonus?????? That's the only reason I signed up for this job in the first place and I can't quit until I get my FUCKING COVID BONUS!!!!
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wait until you learn that zoomers KNOW more than both of us combined.

    Fucking lololol, those fools don't know shit...how would they still having lived with mom and being educated by millenial teachers

    They start crying if there are no hot pockets in the freezer and don't know how to get more.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    All of your stereotypes for zoomers are just millenial stereotypes.. I don't get it. Did you have your heart broken by an 19 year old recently or something?

    Did the hot zoomer girl at work call you a creepy old man that needs to step off?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean obviously there are SOOPER SMART 🤓 peeps from every generation but I do have to say that millennials and Zoomers seem to have a stranglehold on the informative and educational videos on YouTube. This is an objective fact. Despite us getting dumber we're also getting smarter. I don't know if its ultimately cancelling itself out and things are the same but I like to think the smart is overriding the dumb.

    The neat thing is that the smart people are being very friendly and sharing their smarts at the same time as using them, and more and more people SEEM to be interested in obtaining knowledge.

    meanwhile, I like turtles
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood All of your stereotypes for zoomers are just millenial stereotypes..

    Stereotypes are established by facts, actions and observation.

    You just produced a stereotypical defensive response typical of a butthurt Millenial/zoomer...and yes, they pretty much ARE stereotypically the same.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You just made up stereotypes because you're too retarded and old to understand anything about people younger than you. Your brain has lost the capacity to take in that much information so you just shake your fist saying "THEM DAMN KIDS THEY DON'T GET IT!!!!"
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