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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A heist…part of which included scaling the sides of a tall building to break into one of the windows on like the 15th floor..stealing the goods (undefined in the dream) and then walking out of the building with the goods and wearing fake security uniforms.

    Not quite. You flew out of the building, you didn't walk. I was there.
  2. Im going to have to order some Turkish Delights next time I place an order with british food supplies now...just in case.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    That isn't real Turkish delight it's gross. I've had it in Turkey and the closest match I've found was on Selfridges.
  4. Originally posted by Kafka That isn't real Turkish delight it's gross. I've had it in Turkey and the closest match I've found was on Selfridges.

    Yes yes, I've had real turkish delight too...it's still called Turkish delight though and that's what I gave the Man-god.

    (You can buy real imported Turkish delight in several international stores here...Exwife #1 got addicted to it when I bought some for her)
  5. Kafka sweaty
    It was sunny and I was attacking my dad's village with some raiders. The water was clear blue and I happened upon a fisherman, he said I couldn't be from here because I was genetically different and I said I was from the future. I wanted to settle there. I can't remember but a lot was going on. I've been watching too much Vikings.
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    That I was in one of the twin towers but it was strange. The floor was yellow lino, there was a large spiral escalator and some women were discussing an affair. It took for ages to verify something was wrong, it was just a rumour. I went looking for someone I didn't know. It was a disabled guy so I had to help get him out and he had masks in his drawer.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    "According to Biography, some wheelchair users were rescued by other people who carried them down the stairs. For example, Michael Benfante and John Cerqueira carried Tina Hansen from the 68th floor of the North Tower to safety."
  8. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I had a bunch of dreams about the WTC, I was there a good few times, but I stopped dreaming about that a long time ago.

    Ultimately hard to cry over those greedy asshole bankers.
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Most of my dreams lately have focused on my relationship with GG with her as my sidekick and supporter. It's interesting. We might fight all the time, but I think of her as my best friend.
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I had a weird ass dream-


    One night, it was incredibly windy and the skies were shrouded with clouds, I was there, drinking an orange fanta beverage to help quinch my thirst at a local bus stop heading to God knows where. No time to be pedantic, keep rêading-

    From the bottom I was ass-naked wearing only my fur mink coat. Don't know why, my dreams are sometimes of a blur but my schlong was swinging in the winds when I was running is why how I knew. I think it slapped me...let's continue.

    All of sudden, I hear someone blurting out my name from afar and haul-assing toward me. I couldn't really see well because I'm nearsighted, but it looked like Bigfoot or an unidentified object. I took no chances, so I said fuck it and ran at speed of light. I don't know why I thought I was sonic or sumn because the voices seemed to be catching up to my marveling speed. I was still at the bus stop? Wtf? I turned around and guess who it was...

    Laren. She was wearing those apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur(the fur), the whole club looking at her. She hit dat floor next I know, shorty went low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

    I dropped my emptied fanta can in total shock at all that bass jumping-hurting my damn eardrums! Dat ass had more curves that a protractor couldn't measure! Dayum!?!

    I had to say it.

    She just wanted to know if my mink coat was Fendi or not. She also wanted to hug me, but noticed to an inappropriate disbelief and discomfort. Then told me to throw on some drawers nigga you're outside! We laughed, then I woke up...smiling. You know how you can feel when you're laughing in your dreams then waking up with a puzzled I hope no one saw that, it was that kind of feeling.








    -thom
  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I recently had someone reporting to me at work who wasn't able to do the job. We gave him a lot of training, but he just wasn't able to keep up, and I recommended he be laid off.

    He wasn't very happy about it, and begged me for any way to keep his job and how he needed a job, etc.

    Last night I dreamed about him and dreamed we were arguing again and he was going on about how he had a family to support.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    getting shot in the hand for some reason
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra getting shot in the hand for some reason

    How did you react to that?
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't remember, I think it was a duel

    I caught one in the hand, the other guy in the shoulder

    then we went our separate ways
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I can't remember, I think it was a duel

    I caught one in the hand, the other guy in the shoulder

    then we went our separate ways

    Do you wish that people still settled their disputes with a duel? Just like the olden days?
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you wish that people still settled their disputes with a duel? Just like the olden days?

    Originally posted by aldra if we bring back dueling culture societal norms will form around how far you can go before someone takes enough offence to stomp you for it rather than curtain twitching cop callers getting their jollies off reporting every infraction
  17. Originally posted by aldra getting shot in the hand for some reason

    with cum ?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cocks at 12 paces
  19. and inches
  20. Originally posted by WellHung Do you wish that people still settled their disputes with a duel? Just like the olden days?

    I liked the slapping the face with the white glove part.
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