tfw Surprise Drug Test

2017-05-20 at 5:30 AM UTC

#61

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Congratulations on being a total idiot snab snib

2017-05-20 at 5:36 AM UTC

#62

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore Congratulations on disagreeing with me.

thanks. i'd be alarmed if it was any other way.

2017-05-20 at 6:07 AM UTC

#63

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by snab_snib and what the fuck would that be?

Overpopulation

2017-05-20 at 6:19 AM UTC

#64

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Overpopulation

overpopulation isn't a problem for white people. it's a brown person problem that white people have. only white people are capable of solving the overpopulation problem. the more whites the better. so we can deal with the brown people.

2017-05-20 at 6:32 AM UTC

#65

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by snab_snib overpopulation isn't a problem for white people. it's a brown person problem that white people have. only white people are capable of solving the overpopulation problem. the more whites the better. so we can deal with the brown people.

Ever notice the population trends of european whites looks a lot like medieval jedis? Decreasing populations of increasingly specialized professionals?

2017-05-20 at 6:42 AM UTC

#66

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny Ever notice the population trends of european whites looks a lot like medieval jedis? Decreasing populations of increasingly specialized professionals?

yeah i've often speculated that we should just join them. sometimes people take it badly but, i mean, i've had offers to become a jedi by some jedis and i've thought about it. there's a lot of perks. i really do wonder sometimes if they're not doing what the aliens tell them, and that the aliens love white people and have a greater plan. just speculation.

2017-05-20 at 7:52 AM UTC

#67

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Dargo Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent.

drunks don't make great parents. you've literally openly admitted to being drunk in this fred.

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2017-05-20 at 7:56 AM UTC

#68

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.

Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

see? irresponsible drunk right thar^. heads too clouded to even foresee the possibility of the social services springing a surprise breath test on your ass. and you want to be a parent?? fuck no.

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2017-05-20 at 7:58 AM UTC

#69

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.

Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

"yeah I'd cancel, its only like getting a kid shit, not like its important or anything, derp"

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2017-05-20 at 7:59 AM UTC

#70

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Just do

ABACADABA

Thats what I do.

2017-05-20 at 8:02 AM UTC

#71

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock I don't see why anyone would want to adopt when it's so much easier and more biologically rewarding to just go fuck a chick and get her pregnant

well its pretty fucking obvious he's a Jaffa. what are you fucking retarded or summing?

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2017-05-20 at 8:36 AM UTC

#72

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Lanny Ever notice the population trends of european whites looks a lot like medieval jedis? Decreasing populations of increasingly specialized professionals?

Are you beginning to accept the truth about human biodiversity?

2017-05-20 at 8:44 AM UTC

#73

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

jedis aren't white

2017-05-20 at 5:13 PM UTC

#74

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Discount Whore Yo Dargo I just wanna say I'm happy for you and this kid for going through with this. I wish you luck. Fuck anybody who says you can't be a single parent. Bill Krozby's baby mama does it and so did my mother.

Hey thanks bud.

An update: the adoption paperwork is going to take a long time, but I should be getting guardianship of him mid-June after school lets out. That way, he can live with me while it's pending.

Since the abusive landwhale lives right next door, and probably won't be happy about losing her government checks, I'm also going to be moving. I think it'll be good for the kid to have a change of scenery, and I'm a renter so it's not ridiculously hard.

2017-05-20 at 5:18 PM UTC

#75

bling bling Dark Matter

smoke crack

2017-05-20 at 5:19 PM UTC

#76

bling bling Dark Matter

#godsplan

2017-05-21 at 9:15 AM UTC

#77

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by bling bling #godsplan

tag is from almost 10 years ago, I'll bet both those kids are in jail or dead now

2017-05-21 at 9:37 AM UTC

#78

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

In the next frame, both kids shot the Dad to see if the guns were working properly. They were.

2017-05-21 at 10:59 AM UTC

#79

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump jedis aren't white

jedi isn't a race.

2017-05-21 at 3:27 PM UTC

#80

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver jedi isn't a race.

theres no such thing as race

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